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Male ducks are pretty sinister
« on: June 21, 2013, 10:05:32 pm »
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Probably don't want to watch this at work...not sure if duck penises are considered safe for work or not
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Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2013, 10:40:55 pm »
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A relative of mine who used to live next to a lake has told me stories of duck gangrapes, where large groups of drakes forced themselves on a female, taking her neck in a stranglehold with their beaks as in the video, while taking turns to systematically rape her (the other drakes waiting in long lines for their turn). Among the animals where I know rape is common (pinnipeds, koalas, monkeys, apes, humans and perhaps dogs) I have never heard of anyone displaying this behaviour except for humans.

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Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2013, 10:46:55 pm »
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When I was young (probably about 7 or 8) a group of 4 male ducks were all fighting to get their dick in a female duck on our front yard.  They were all trying so hard to get on the female that they crushed her to death.  I never really thought about ducks having penises, but it makes sense in hindsight, just nothing I ever thought about. 


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Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2013, 11:21:45 pm »
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Fascinating stuff, thanks for sharing this.   :)
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Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2013, 11:23:55 pm »
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Ducks, evolutions cruel joke...

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Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2013, 12:55:28 am »
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I'm scared.

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Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2013, 01:09:06 am »
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So that means sF_Leonidas got the longest penis on this forum.
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Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2013, 01:20:43 am »
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So that means sF_Leonidas got the longest penis on this forum.

Still waiting for him to discover this thread...
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Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2013, 11:13:05 am »
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Wicked... just wicked.
And now he can't play because of "common sense" and he doesn't understand how this common sense works
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Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2013, 11:55:55 am »
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well kuoin I'm a female duck irl so I m the one who gets raped but to be honest who doesn't like to get buttraped by 5 drakey fancy quacks. (and you gotta know duck penises are bigger than asian penises even though we are smaller)
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Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2013, 12:18:12 pm »
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This may very well be the most fucked up shit ive seen in a long time.

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Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2013, 12:25:43 pm »
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So that means sF_Leonidas got the longest penis on this forum.

Only if he had many rivals..
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Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2013, 01:05:44 pm »
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I have never heard of anyone displaying this behaviour except for humans.

Dolphins, primates, many mammals. And ducks of course.
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Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2013, 01:07:51 pm »
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Ducks are fucking badass.

It´s like they are constantly living in a postapocalyptical world of anarchy where rape is so common evolution made vaginas with dead ends.
Maybe it woud be better for me to find out where you life and kill you when you are satch a Soziopath. You have enough now.
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Re: Male ducks are pretty sinister
« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2013, 01:48:00 pm »
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Male ducks are also prettier, atleast to me when I'm horny
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