Penis accident

[Dooz]

No possibility of reattachment or otherwise having anything where there once was.

[Kafein]

Go to the nearest public pool.

[Henry_Broodsonson]

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[Henry_Broodsonson]

remember:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_suicide_and_immortality

[CrazyCracka420]

I wouldn't say kill yourself...but I'd certainly lead a pretty reckless and intoxicated existence. 

[Leshma]

Can't be a shemale without it, why bother living

[Malaclypse]

Well outside of the obvious question of how the fuck do I dispose of my waste, the only loss is that of sexual gratification, which while a great part of being alive and human is only a part of it. I'd keep on keeping on.

[Dooz]

you pee from your butt

[Taser]

Would suck so much ass but I'd live on regardless. Would definitely give new meaning to the phrase Disregard bitches, acquire money.

[Miwiw]

I'd get tits.

[Dooz]

but you acquire money to acquire bitches...

[Vibe]

I'd have my sister rescue me

[Panos]

Well outside of the obvious question of how the fuck do I dispose of my waste, the only loss is that of sexual gratification, which while a great part of being alive and human is only a part of it. I'd keep on keeping on.

You would dispose your waste with a tube probably, and regarding the sexual pleasure, men can still cum if they have their balls, have you ever heard of the prostate massage??

Google it 

[Dooz]

the closeness of the voting reflects my own inability to decide what i'd do. i guess i'll just have to wait and see!

[Kafein]

Have children and be the weirdest father ever