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Andora is at war with Latvia
« on: June 08, 2013, 10:31:13 am »
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In May of 2005, the Andorran government declared war on Latvia, saying it was angered that Latvia had turned into a nasty offshore tax haven. According to the news outlet Spanishmedia, the Andorran Ministry of Defense was quoted as saying:

‘We decided to declare war on Latvia because we do not understand the culture of this country and cannot feel safe about it. By the autumn we’ll finalize the plan of war and route of intervention."

The reaction of Europe, rather unexpected by Andorra, was very cool. The European Union Parliament scheduled a session to discuss the war declaration, but that session wouldn’t happen for another 8 months.

Strangely enough, Albania expressed a desire to support Andorra, but then swiftly changed its mind.

Germany and Poland closed their airspace to Andorran fleets, though Andorra has no air fleets of its own. France and Spain, which border Andorra, ignored the entire thing. Latvian authorities had no comment.

Anonymous sources said later that the entire war declaration was a PR stunt designed to get media attention for Andorra, in order to try and boost the tourism industry. It failed.


Nobody even remembers it and most of people dont even know it :D Andora is probably bigest fail of Europe, maybe second after Albania.
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Re: Andora is at war with Latvia
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2013, 11:00:59 am »
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Is this trolling because I don't think this happened.

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Re: Andora is at war with Latvia
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2013, 11:08:13 am »
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It's true !


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Also Andorra was the longest belligerant in WW1


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Re: Andora is at war with Latvia
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2013, 12:46:59 pm »
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Re: Andora is at war with Latvia
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2013, 01:15:51 pm »
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What is this I don't even
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Re: Andora is at war with Latvia
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2013, 02:16:53 pm »
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Does Andorra even have an army?
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Re: Andora is at war with Latvia
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2013, 02:28:59 pm »
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They got potatoes.
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Re: Andora is at war with Latvia
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2013, 02:30:33 pm »
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They got potatoes.
they got OUR potatoes
people are like potatoes, they come in different shapes and sizes and they all are beautifull
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Re: Andora is at war with Latvia
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2013, 02:52:12 pm »
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Does Andorra even have an army?

A dozen of full-time officers and the whole able-bodied men population.


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Re: Andora is at war with Latvia
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2013, 02:20:21 pm »
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"In the latest years Latvia has become a new super power. After acquiring such Weapons of Mass Destruction as sauerkraut (skābēti kāposti), grey peas and birch sticks (bērzu žagari) they are feared by the international community."

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Re: Andora is at war with Latvia
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2013, 03:05:33 pm »
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Is andorra even a country seriously? i could just walk in with a pistol and declare it mine, bunch of scrubs.

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Re: Andora is at war with Latvia
« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2013, 03:29:48 pm »
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"The only way to escape a Latvian is to cut off one of your legs and throw it to him (aim for the eyes or any other vital parts). Then jump away (really) fast and hope for a quick death (unlikely).
Latvians may also use their other effective defense mechanism; throwing pasties (pīrāgi), a traditional Latvian dish filled with the innards of several animals that you don't want to know about. They have been known to have very good aim when throwing these and project them at your body with their two pasties launching tanks. When the pastie hits a living body, it crawls under the skin and eventually reaches the brain, therefore taking over. Zombified enemies are usually gathered together to form new army divisions.
Some Latvians have achieved unseen breakthrough in means of humans as a weapon. They have ascended to a new level called Super-Saiyan Latvian and with that gained unseen power, speed and ability to hold orgasm longer than any woman. Also they cannot be penetrated by bullets and shrapnel"


Latvia also got more women then men, atleast thats what I've heard. Will a Swede get alot of chicks if I come over with a truck filled with potatoes?
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