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Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
« Reply #15 on: June 05, 2013, 10:47:57 am »
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Where do I get a refund on the time I wasted reading this thread? I demand justice.

Hahahaha! Someone joking about wasted time while browsing these forums... classic.

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Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
« Reply #16 on: June 05, 2013, 12:13:50 pm »
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I see your haiku and raise you with one of my own.

Melee gods face off
Great fight ruined by arrows
Nerf the damn archers.

The pappy circles,
But his Arabian dies
Always take the shot.
"As you gaze upon the cross, and long for conformity to him, be not weary or fearful because you cannot express in words what you seek. Ask him to plant the cross in your heart. Believe in him, the crucified and now living one, to dwell within you, and breathe his own mind there."

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Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
« Reply #17 on: June 05, 2013, 12:19:15 pm »
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Quote
   Horse archers are gay
   Grannpappy plays horse archer
   Grannpappy is gay

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Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
« Reply #18 on: June 05, 2013, 12:24:34 pm »
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Daru falls from horse
Robed man approaching, last words
Arrows Incoming!
"As you gaze upon the cross, and long for conformity to him, be not weary or fearful because you cannot express in words what you seek. Ask him to plant the cross in your heart. Believe in him, the crucified and now living one, to dwell within you, and breathe his own mind there."

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Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
« Reply #19 on: June 05, 2013, 12:41:11 pm »
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Daru falls from horse
Robed man approaching, last words
Get fucked you gay nerds

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Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
« Reply #20 on: June 05, 2013, 12:47:21 pm »
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Horse archers are gay
  Grannpappy plays horse archer
  Grannpappy is gay

Haiku syllogism

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Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
« Reply #21 on: June 05, 2013, 03:27:58 pm »
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This poem bundle of sticksry is even worse than complaining about the game. Just creepy
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Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
« Reply #22 on: June 05, 2013, 03:53:05 pm »
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Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
« Reply #23 on: June 05, 2013, 04:00:30 pm »
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Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
« Reply #24 on: June 05, 2013, 09:37:31 pm »
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I love to jerk it and take a breath of fresh cum! Don't you realize how little mine is?
      Yes that's right ima fat fuck who just cant get out of my chair!

Stop all this hate against my old friends

Can't you see that im being queer?

Just go outside and give me a deep breath of cum

The world outside is scary and bright, that's why I'm afraid of the sun!

All these women and social lives, they don't matter, for no one is gay like me!
      And when you return you will find me much more queer:

All these shitty things i am saying, no one wants to hear!

>[i like dicks]<

You are a horrible human being clockwork.

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Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
« Reply #25 on: June 05, 2013, 09:46:25 pm »
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You are all just a bunch of digusting nerds
Who prefer Strat over their future endeavors
Seems more like a bunch of terds
oozing over 1's and 0's forever

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Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
« Reply #26 on: June 05, 2013, 10:56:52 pm »
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Your mothers asshole, i tragedy
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Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
« Reply #27 on: June 05, 2013, 11:02:01 pm »
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Your mothers asshole, i tragedy

Needed the comma.

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Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
« Reply #28 on: June 05, 2013, 11:04:15 pm »
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Re: A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors
« Reply #29 on: June 06, 2013, 10:01:44 am »
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If you're gonna repost your poem from diplo, I'm going to repost the missing final line I added.


All these shitty things you are saying, no one wants to hear!
I tell myself this everyday; sitting in front of a mirror!

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irl something shorted on the shuttle and laika overheated and died within a few hours of liftoff and for a brief while one could look up to the stars and see a light shooting across the sky that was actually a warm dog corpse slingshoting about the earth at thousands of miles per hour which was arguably humanity's greatest achievement so far