A Poem For Angry cRPG Forum Warriors

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

Go jerk it and take a breath of fresh air! Don't you realize how little you care?
      Yes that's right you fat fucks just get out of your chair!

Stop all these arguments and jeers!

Can't you see that you're all being queers?

Just go outside and take a deep breath; summer is here!

The world outside is scary and bright but theres no need for fear!

All these arguments and dares, they don't matter, for no one is playing fair!
      And when you return you will find this simple fact much more clear:

All these shitty things you are saying, no one wants to hear!
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If you don't upvote this then you have bad taste.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

I swear to chadz if you send this to spam I will be furious.

[Son Of Odin]

Just go outside and take a deep breath; summer is here!

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Oh shadup! Winter is coming.

[Rebelyell]

Oh shadup! Winter is coming.

not cool anymore

[Son Of Odin]

not cool anymore

Since when isn't winter cool?

[Sparvico]

Since when isn't winter cool?

We actually had a rather warm winter this year.

[Tanken]

I give your poem like a 2.2/10, the rhythm was off, and you were stretching for rhyming words. Please leave the classroom and go stand in the hall.

[Johammeth]

I reply with a haiku of my own.

Defend the stay-uhz
I am defending the stair
Defend the stay-uhz

[Gristle]

First version was better.

Where's the beer?

[Oberyn]

We actually had a rather warm winter this year.

Mostly because it lasted well into May. Only starting to really get a summer vibe now.

[Rumblood]

I reply with a haiku of my own.

Defend the stay-uhz
I am defending the stair
Defend the stay-uhz

I see your haiku and raise you with one of my own.

Melee gods face off
Great fight ruined by arrows
Nerf the damn archers.

[zagibu]

I like how you managed to put all the key elements of a great poem into it:

- lost love
- death of childhood
- personal sacrifice
- a clash of worlds
- the toil of existence
- the weight of nobility
- prophecy fulfilled
- the long sleep
- the birth of hope
- betrayal of a friend
- transcendence of the self

However, you forgot the most important thing: making it actually good.

[Kafein]

Daruvian needs flower time

[Leesin]

Where do I get a refund on the time I wasted reading this thread? I demand justice.

[Kafein]

Daruvian needs flower time

I hope someone will get that, otherwise I'll be sad for 18 hours and 23 minutes