Mad King Joseph

[Necrorave]

One of the founders of our clan, Dead-cul apparently known as "The Mad King Joseph", is a shadow never to be seen anywhere except in game at one point from the sound of it.

What do people know about him other then he was probably bad and smelly like the rest of us Dankul members.

EDIT: I asked Arty at one point and he gave a vague and a little biased opinion of him.  I want to know what the community thought of him

Anyone is free to post what they know of this mysterious figure.
Or talk about my small penis, I'm down for both.

[Zlisch_The_Butcher]

Your dick is small

[Necrorave]

Your dick is small

I see...Interesting

[cmp]

The walls.

[Necrorave]

The walls.

No one special?  Or not a favorite.  I am unsure what you mean, although I do bet it was a clever retort to how insignificant he was?

[okiN]

Unique.

[Necrorave]

Unique.

Beginning to question if he even existed.

EDIT: I honestly have no clue who this guy was.  So please explain haha

[dynamike]

[Chorus:]
3,6,9 damn your fine move it so you can sock it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low [x6]
To the window (TO THE WINDOW), to

The walls.

To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (CRAWL)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN)

Shortie crunk so fresh so clean can she fuck that
Question been harassing me in the mind this bitch is fine
I done came to the club about 50th 11 times now can I play with yo
panty line club owner said I need to calm down security guard go to sweating
Me now nigga drunk then a motherfucker threaten me now

She getting crunk in the club I mean she working
Then I like to see the female twerking taking the clothes off BUCKEY naked
ATL. Hoe don’t disrespect it
Pa pop yo pussy like this cause yin yang twins in this bitch
Lil Jon and the East side boys wit me and we all like to see Ass and tities
Now bring yo ass over here hoe and let me see you get low if you want this Thug
Now take it to the floor (to the floor) and if yo ass wanta act you can keep yo ass where you at

3,6,9 damn your fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low [x6]
To the window (TO THE WINDOW), to

The walls.

To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (CRAWL)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN)

Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you
Drop dat ass to the floor you scared you, scared you
Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you
Drop dat ass to the floor you scared you, scared you
Drop dat ass ya shake it fast ya
Pop dat ass to the left and the right ya
Drop dat ass ya shake it fast ya
Pop dat ass to the left and the right ya
Now back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wiggle wit it

3,6,9 damn your fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low [x6]
To the window (TO THE WINDOW), to

The walls.

To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (CRAWL)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN)

Now give me my doe back and go get ya friend
Stupid bitch standing there while I’m drinking my hen
Steady looking at me Still asking questions
Times up nigga pass me another contestant
Hoe move to the left if you ain’t bout 50th
Done talk through 3 or 4 songs already
looking at a nigga with yo palm all out bitch I ain’t even seen you dance
Twerk something baby work something baby
Pop yo pussy on the pole do yo thang baby
Slide down dat bitch
wit yo little bit then stop
Get back on the floor catch yo balance then drop
Now bring it back up clap yo ass like hands
I just wanna see yo ass dirty dance yin yang we done again
And put it on the map like annnnn

3,6,9 damn your fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low [x6]
To the window (TO THE WINDOW), to

The walls.

To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (CRAWL)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN)

Got damn (Got damn) ya ya’ll twreking alittle bit ladies
But ya got to twrek alittle bit harder then dat
now right now I need all the ladies dat know they look good tonite
(where my sexy ladies) we want ya’ll to do this shit like this
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)

3,6,9 damn your fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low [x6]
To the window (TO THE WINDOW), to

The walls.

To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (CRAWL)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN)

[Ganner]

The walls.

Shakah when the walls fell?

[Henry_Broodsonson]

All the stuff no-one bothered to say.

[Artyem]

The remaining relics of the Mad King were lost some time ago during the great forum transition, in which our Taleworlds subforum was destroyed and the remaining contents were obliterated in the fires of the internet.

Very few remember him, fewer want to remember him.


EDIT:

And of course I have a slightly biased opinion of him, as he left me with a 30 - 40 man clan (with members strewn all over the place) without much of a word (thus Dracul was born with the members who could actually be organized).  But afterwards we worked together on a few Warband mods together, so I guess I've seen the side of him that didn't want to ruin everyone's day.