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Offline kasMVC

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Some more poorly worded roleplay
« on: May 30, 2013, 12:30:18 am »
Cikel picked his nose and scratched his ear. Outside the wind blew through some trees. A bird caw cawd and a moo cow went mooooo. He picked up his sword and sliced some bread.

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Re: Some more poorly worded roleplay
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2013, 12:56:11 am »
hey you're right this really is poor

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Re: Some more poorly worded roleplay
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2013, 01:20:34 am »
Zlisch is sitting down in his large old green somewhat falling apart chair, somewhat annoyed he goes out to bathroom and fetches some toilet paper, he sits down again, the chair visibly shakes upon his landing, even though he is somewhat underweight. With much laziness Zlisch slowly unbuttons his trousers, he pulls them down to his knees, irritated he realizes that they're slightly to big and that he could've pulled them down without first unbuttoning them. "Oh well..." Says Zlisch, he then proceeds to stick his hand down into the front of his underwear, moving it back and forth a bit before finally, bored, just pulling down his underwear and getting it over with...
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: Some more poorly worded roleplay
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2013, 04:12:39 pm »
Zlisch is sitting down in his large old green somewhat falling apart chair, somewhat annoyed he goes out to bathroom and fetches some toilet paper, he sits down again, the chair visibly shakes upon his landing, even though he is somewhat underweight. With much laziness Zlisch slowly unbuttons his trousers, he pulls them down to his knees, irritated he realizes that they're slightly to big and that he could've pulled them down without first unbuttoning them. "Oh well..." Says Zlisch, he then proceeds to stick his hand down into the front of his underwear, moving it back and forth a bit before finally, bored, just pulling down his underwear and getting it over with...

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Re: Some more poorly worded roleplay
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2013, 10:36:26 pm »
Yay, I've been made into a beautiful piece of artwork.
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: Some more poorly worded roleplay
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2013, 12:35:52 am »
Huseby's naked ass sits down on his leather computer chair with a plate of juicy hamburgers.  These aren't just any ordinary burgers, these have crumbled feta cheese melted on the tops of them, with a simple seasoning of black pepper and salt.  There are also some freshly cut raw onions, crisp romaine lettuce, and slices of tomatoes to accompany this feast.  As he starts to devour the first inch of his burger he proceeds to click on the melee gaming forums to see what's new in the internet swords and ponies world.  There's little to be entertained with, so he slowly clicks on new threads to see which one may interest him.  Growing more and more disgusted by the crying and lobbying on the forums he finishes his last bite of burger and vows to get revenge on these pussy nerdlings who don't believe in controlling their own destiny.  He reaches for his Tupperware, which contains some of the dankest and crystaliest buds this side of the Mississippi, and lifts up the lid to a popping sound.  As he pulls out the bag he can already smell the sweet cheeba bursting forth through the plastic.  Slowly he breaks off a healthy sized chunk and plops it down on his wooden desk.  He then proceeds to break it up into smaller pieces so that it burns consistently throughout.  Next, out comes the trusty glass bowl that is just enough for one person to get sufficiently geefed out of their minds.  Into this dark multi-colored glass bowl goes the sweetness that he has been savoring for all day.  "Soon..." he tells himself, "soon I will bring my wrath and vengeance upon these sperglings and their offspring that they have sprung forth upon this once great landscape."  With a stickying "thoop" sound he lifts his naked ass off the leather chair and decides that putting on some pants may be the right choice before stepping out back and lighting up his performance enhancing drug.  As he walks away, he can't help but think about what a cool guy this Zlisch character is, and why he hasn't posted any pictures of his tits yet.  But alas, that is just a fading memory as the sound of the lighter sparks up.
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Re: Some more poorly worded roleplay
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2013, 03:24:39 pm »
Huseby's naked ass sits down on his leather computer chair with a plate of juicy hamburgers.  These aren't just any ordinary burgers, these have crumbled feta cheese melted on the tops of them, with a simple seasoning of black pepper and salt.  There are also some freshly cut raw onions, crisp romaine lettuce, and slices of tomatoes to accompany this feast.  As he starts to devour the first inch of his burger he proceeds to click on the melee gaming forums to see what's new in the internet swords and ponies world.  There's little to be entertained with, so he slowly clicks on new threads to see which one may interest him.  Growing more and more disgusted by the crying and lobbying on the forums he finishes his last bite of burger and vows to get revenge on these pussy nerdlings who don't believe in controlling their own destiny.  He reaches for his Tupperware, which contains some of the dankest and crystaliest buds this side of the Mississippi, and lifts up the lid to a popping sound.  As he pulls out the bag he can already smell the sweet cheeba bursting forth through the plastic.  Slowly he breaks off a healthy sized chunk and plops it down on his wooden desk.  He then proceeds to break it up into smaller pieces so that it burns consistently throughout.  Next, out comes the trusty glass bowl that is just enough for one person to get sufficiently geefed out of their minds.  Into this dark multi-colored glass bowl goes the sweetness that he has been savoring for all day.  "Soon..." he tells himself, "soon I will bring my wrath and vengeance upon these sperglings and their offspring that they have sprung forth upon this once great landscape."  With a stickying "thoop" sound he lifts his naked ass off the leather chair and decides that putting on some pants may be the right choice before stepping out back and lighting up his performance enhancing drug.  As he walks away, he can't help but think about what a cool guy this Zlisch character is, and why he hasn't posted any pictures of his tits yet.  But alas, that is just a fading memory as the sound of the lighter sparks up.

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