Free Companies of Calradia's Free Trade Fiefs

[Bronto]

We can't.. but strat can, just look at young smoothy... he used to be such a nice boy with so many FCC friends!

p.s. no I don't expect you to care at all if you lose strat stuffs.

That's because you're super nerds and let a video game affect your real life.

[MAID_AMELIA_BEDILIA]

"We at Newe Knundarr Castle art now sportingeth ze latest technologiée wis regardes to ze construction and polish of ze sing commonly knowingeth as ze 'Greate Lance.'"

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"Mon workers, zey barelying makingth a profit at zis prices, and I threaten zem with whip to make zem carve more!

But I is havinge a dilemma.  Mine engineers will get lazy wisout a projecte to keep zeir mind occupide.  So I is having been thinkingth, we are requirering manifique one-handed swordes to wield!  Unfortunately zis is beyonde mine expertise, as wis my genetic disability of being ze feminine dispozition, I 'ave only been able to wield blades if I use both 'ands.  So, I turn to you, mighty manly man who can fighte wis only one 'and.  What is a manly sworde designe is being your preference?  Mine thinking is of ze beautiful Long Espada Eslavona... ze length, ze taper, it is enough to bring a fire to mine loins.  Bute I do not knowe in zese matters.  What is your preference?"

She beckons down the hall, and a well-dressed man with a mustache walks over with a scroll.  Amelia herself had decided to get up, seemingly finished with the conversation.

"Pierre, please show our guest ze other toys mine engineers 'ave been toying wiz zese dayes."

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Throwing
Medium Wooden Ladders
Value: 24.00
Tax: 25%
Discount: 20%
Price: 25.20

Large Wooden Ladders
Value: 32.00
Tax: 25%
Discount: 5%
Price: 38.40

Siege Ladder
Value: 40.00
Tax: 25%
Discount: 20%
Price: 42.00

Siege Shield
Value: 35.00
Tax: 25%
Discount: 10%
Price: 40.25

Wooden Stakes
Value: 38.00
Tax: 25%
Discount: 15%
Price: 41.80

Construction Site
Value: 453.00
Tax: 25%
Discount: 25%
Price: 453.00

Construction Material
Value: 74.00
Tax: 25%
Discount: 25%
Price: 74.00

Armor
+1 Scale Armor
Value: 59.00
Tax: 25%
Discount: 15%
Price: 64.90
Difficulty: 10

Sarranid Mail Shirt
Value: 75.00
Tax: 25%
Discount: 0%
Price: 93.75
Difficulty: 10

Vaegir Helmet
Value: 6.00
Tax: 25%
Discount: 15%
Price: 6.60
Difficulty: 6

+1 Bascinet
Value: 51.00
Tax: 25%
Discount: 10%
Price: 58.65
Difficulty: 12

+1 Khergit Guard Boots
Value: 43.00
Tax: 25%
Discount: 20%
Price: 45.15
Difficulty: 14

[BaleOhay]

LOL nice -1's. you guys are such butt hurt nerd raging forum warriors it makes me sick. I was just pointing out the fact that you've never attacked us, didn't mean to strike a nerve.

You only get one wish and you used yours to ask us to attack your fiefs. An odd request but Matey the pirate genie has granted it for you!

[Aderyn]

I believe you no longer have dirigh aban or Tulbuk village. Can you edit the original post? =)

[Bronto]

You only get one wish and you used yours to ask us to attack your fiefs. An odd request but Matey the pirate genie has granted it for you!

It's about time! I thought I was gonna have to make another shit posting thread. In the words of Kesh "why did you guys pick times when some of members couldn't be there? Only douchebags do that!"

[Matey]

It's about time! I thought I was gonna have to make another shit posting thread. In the words of Kesh "why did you guys pick times when some of members couldn't be there? Only douchebags do that!"

This fief smells like old bowling shoes and shoe polish. The people here are fucking weird too; the lazy shits won't do any work, every time they are given work they are like "fuck it dude, let's go bowling". Worthless peasants!

[Rhalzo]

This fief smells like old bowling shoes and shoe polish. The people here are fucking weird too; the lazy shits won't do any work, every time they are given work they are like "fuck it dude, let's go bowling". Worthless peasants!

They are specialized peasants. You must not be giving them the proper types of work.

[Bronto]

They excel at bong loading, whiskey pouring, and knocking down pins of course!

[MAID_AMELIA_BEDILIA]

"Ah, 'ello.  Is been awhile.  Wine?  I is having newe develolepements to be bringing you.  Firs', you seeing me improve mine graspe of ze common tongue.  Is studiing very much as yue can telle, why, is was only a year ago I speak not a... sniff?  Lick?  Sometink," she says before giggling softly.  Amelia swishes the wine in her glass absentmindedly before speaking again.

"Aniway, you are 'ere on business and so I shalle no delay you any longre.  Come," she beckons, getting up from her chair and picking up a sheathed blade.  "Zis is what I offer yue at a price."

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After letting you examine the weapon, she lowers her voice to a hush, looking suspiciously side to side before speaking.  "Do not say zis out loude... but I is havink anozer sing for sell.  Do not let ze overlorde 'ear of zis zo!  She askted me to create sarranid guarde armour and I says to her, 'psfht!  Zat is so unpretty!'  So I secretely make somesing else, come, see!"

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[Malgalad]

New Derchios Castle?

[Keshian]

New Derchios Castle?

Yes and updated original list.

[Tojo]

*TV commercial*
COME ON OVER! New Ayikke is having a SnD BLOWOUT SALE!!!!
NOW 10% LESS TAXES... Everything must go.
Novelty crucified Jesus statues only 29.99
Holy water 10.99 per Gallon
Absolution of sins/confession  ONLY 14.99 per minute

So come on down to Ne Ayyike where offer the best Holy sevices!!!

[dreadnok]

They excel at bong loading, whiskey pouring, and knocking down pins of course!

And they loooooooovvveee talking about Vietnam. Just don't ask them to do shit on the weekends