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WAR!

After an outrageus attack on the Order of the Lion we demanded that they would retreat. That has yet to happen so we are marching into a full scale war! We shall bend to no one.

Order of the Lion
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Deutschland Kinder Garten
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What's he that wishes so?
My cousin Westmoreland? No, my fair cousin;
If we are mark'd to die, we are enow
To do our country loss; and if to live,
The fewer men, the greater share of honor.
God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.
By Jove, I am not covetous for gold,
Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost;
It yearns me not if men my garments wear;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires.
But if it be a sin to covet honor,
I am the most offending soul alive.
No, faith, my coz, wish not a man from England.
God's peace! I would not lose so great an honor
As one man more methinks would share from me
For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it, Westmoreland, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made,
And crowns for convoy put into his purse;
We would not die in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
This day is call'd the feast of Crispian.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbors,
And say "To-morrow is Saint Crispian."
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
And say "These wounds I had on Crispian's day."
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words-
Harry the King, Bedford and Exeter,
Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester-
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.


Totally original.
« Last Edit: April 30, 2013, 07:44:23 am by Jon Agony »
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Re: Order of the Lion goes to war against Deutschland Kinder Garten (DKG)
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2013, 07:44:42 am »
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Cute little updated. Thank you Panos. Sue me.
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Re: Order of the Lion goes to war against Deutschland Kinder Garten (DKG)
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2013, 08:56:47 am »
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Don't forget ladders
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Re: Order of the Lion goes to war against Deutschland Kinder Garten (DKG)
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2013, 02:57:36 pm »
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I lost the first battle against kids. Ahh, the shame!
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Re: Order of the Lion goes to war against Deutschland Kinder Garten (DKG)
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2013, 08:02:40 pm »
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You forgot ladders again?
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Seems like bjord is upset and is downvoting every post i make  :cry:
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Seems like bjord is upset and is downvoting every post i make  :cry:

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