WHEREAS Two Handed Spam (henceforth "Windshield Wiper") is the only viable way to play the game
AND
WHEREAS Successful Windshield Wipering entails rapid, erratic, hand movements,
AND
WHEREAS Such motion (Windshield Wipering) is a direct cause of arthritis.
THEREFORE
WE THE UNDERSIGNED DEMAND MONETARY COMPENSATION FROM TALEWORLDS on the grounds that the only way to play this competitive game with any degree of success is to Windshield Wipe, thereby causing permanent degenerative damage to the wrist.
SIGNED,
Johammeth.