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My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
« on: April 23, 2013, 07:07:34 am »
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Alright, so everyone has been upset about how Strategus is basically broken because siege gear isn't working, and our development team won't do anything to fix it even after it's been reported for a long time.

Well, I have the solution. Devs listen up.

If you lazy nerds fix siege gear within five days of this post I will pay the dev team 5 (five) US Dollars. That's right, $5. I will PayPal it to whichever one of you is most responsible. You have my word, I'll even sign this at the bottom to prove it.

I'm sure this problem will be fixed in no time now. You're welcome, community.

Signed,

Daruvian
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Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2013, 07:15:54 am »
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Don't break the bank with that $5. Remember, they already have over $40,000 of our money secured away--I doubt $5 is going to sway them much.
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Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2013, 07:16:23 am »
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Have faith, Tanken.
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Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2013, 09:23:25 am »
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When it's not fixed in 5 days, where will that $5 go?!
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Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2013, 09:42:28 am »
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Towards food for myself, most likely.
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Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2013, 09:49:40 am »
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I can only imagine the food that I could buy with those 5 bucks here in Greece..
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Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2013, 10:34:58 am »
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och Panos :)
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Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2013, 04:33:13 pm »
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I'll pay $50 if every catapult shot will automatically kill Daruvian, no matter what server he is logged into  :D
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Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2013, 04:51:46 pm »
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The $5 will go towards Daruvian drowning his sorry in cheap booze in an attempt to drown his sorrows for not being able to seige castles and spergasm on the xp.
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Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2013, 05:33:44 pm »
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$5 that's hardly anything over here in the UK, i could buy maybe 2 bottles of Coke, or some shitty ready made meal....not worth it at all

Times that figure by 20 and you've got a deal
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Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2013, 09:59:28 pm »
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LOOKS LIKE I GOT THE DEVELOPMENT TEAM TO FIX SIEGE EQUIPMENT.

YES, THAT'S RIGHT, MY FIVE DOLLARS AND I ARE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE.

YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME, COMMUNITY.

So now I will be waiting for a dev to post in my thread as to which person to PayPal the $5 to.
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Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2013, 10:00:44 pm »
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Daruvian, I could totally do the guy in your avatar.
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Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2013, 10:14:45 pm »
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All hail Daruvian, savior of siege equipment, cheapskate extraordinaire.
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Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2013, 10:21:11 pm »
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I break something, and people offer money to fix it?

New source of income!
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Re: My Plan To Fix Broken Siege Equipment
« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2013, 10:24:42 pm »
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Maybe that should be your strategy and focus on M:BG so that we don't have the month+ long bugs crippling part of the game...just my suggestion.

There really hasn't been much need for dev intervention over the last year to year and a half, aside from fixing what you broke in the previous patch :x

Can't we just get c-rpg to a stable place, and stop adding new things, stop trying to constantly tweak class and equipment balance, and just let us play a stable working game, and let you focus on M:BG and not devoting time to break/fixes?
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