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Re: Vibe's therapy session
« Reply #105 on: April 24, 2013, 10:03:03 pm »
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Christo, just get some shitty low quality job, it's really not as bad as people make it out to be.
And in the meantime you can try all things you can imagine... From writing, sculpture, music, art, sports, cooking, racing and other common shit to hiking, porn industry, powered paragliding, vacuum cleaners reviewing, occult science, midget wrestling refereeing, and some other really crazy things like game developing.

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Re: Vibe's therapy session
« Reply #106 on: April 24, 2013, 10:08:59 pm »
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srs: I advise you to keep thinking actively about what path you want to choose. Consider all your options and start studying them. Read about those professions. Think about what it will take to become that, how hard it will be, what you will be able to do with your path after school and most importantly: do you see yourself enjoying in that. I talk from experience, because I wasted about 4 years of my life (18-22) figuring what I want to actually do. Study all your options carefully and pick the one you'll stick to. It doesn't hurt to switch professions later, but you'll waste your life years.
Or you could just get a simply job at some grocery store and spend the rest of your days in a oneroom apartment, it's not nearly as bad as it sounds.
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: Vibe's therapy session
« Reply #107 on: April 24, 2013, 10:19:35 pm »
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Or you could just get a simply job at some grocery store and spend the rest of your days in a oneroom apartment, it's not nearly as bad as it sounds.

Ofcourse, this goes with what I said as well. When I say choose a path I'm not talking exclusively doctors and astronauts and rocket scientists, just anything that suits you.


And in the meantime you can try all things you can imagine... From writing, sculpture, music, art, sports, cooking, racing and other common shit to hiking, porn industry, powered paragliding, vacuum cleaners reviewing, occult science, midget wrestling refereeing, and some other really crazy things like game developing.

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Re: Vibe's therapy session
« Reply #108 on: April 24, 2013, 10:32:06 pm »
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and some other really crazy things like game developing.
Who would ever want to develop games? Man, some people are insane :/

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Re: Vibe's therapy session
« Reply #109 on: April 24, 2013, 10:49:27 pm »
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Or, become an expert. If you get access to one show on a major news channel and utter many sentences with lots of words like "always", you can get a reputation.

The field doesn't really matter.

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Re: Vibe's therapy session
« Reply #110 on: April 25, 2013, 02:00:06 am »
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We can't really suggest something if we know nothing about you. It seems you like to play videogames, so maybe something in that direction could work, maybe write reviews for a gaming magazine, or become professional tester. But these jobs are obviously sought after and therefore hard to get and not very well paid (this is true for all jobs in the gaming sector).

If you have no idea about yourself ask someone close to you. Tell them they should talk about you and mention everything that is important. Maybe you are a future porn star?

Most people don't exactly work their dream job btw. Don't stress yourself too much about this and just try different things and actively reflect about what you like and dislike about them while you're at it. This doesn't even have to be directly related to the activity you do. If you can't stand noise, a call center is probably not the right thing for you. But you want know that if you don't try it.

So tell us about you. What is your fitness level, how good do you look, how intelligent are you, and most important of all how often do you change your socks?
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Re: Vibe's therapy session
« Reply #111 on: April 25, 2013, 09:49:40 am »
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something happened to my face what should i do

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Re: Vibe's therapy session
« Reply #112 on: April 25, 2013, 09:53:47 am »
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something happened to my face what should i do

Practical joke !

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Re: Vibe's therapy session
« Reply #113 on: April 25, 2013, 09:59:58 am »
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something happened to my face what should i do

can you touch your nose with your tongue?

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Re: Vibe's therapy session
« Reply #114 on: April 25, 2013, 10:08:24 am »
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can you touch your nose with your tongue?
only when i see something...arousing
and i get aroused by dicks
so basicly yes i can
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Re: Vibe's therapy session
« Reply #115 on: April 25, 2013, 10:36:15 am »
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I start crying when I watch horror movies :(

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Re: Vibe's therapy session
« Reply #116 on: April 25, 2013, 10:39:34 am »
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I start crying when I watch horror movies :(
I start crying when I watch you watching horror movies and crying.

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Re: Vibe's therapy session
« Reply #117 on: May 04, 2014, 09:01:44 am »
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my wife is, supposedly, on a business trip in Bremen. Only found out about it on friday - supposedly some emergency.

How do i deal with being suspicious/jealous? So far, I jerked off multiple times, ate a pack of Mars ice-cream and invited a friend of mine to play playstation and smoke weed later today - is there any other way to deal with my feelings?
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Re: Vibe's therapy session
« Reply #118 on: May 04, 2014, 10:09:40 am »
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Game Tester aka "QA" tester (quality assurance tester) is actually a pretty easy job to get... (in my experience)
I've gotta contracts for QA testing working for EA and Namco Bandai games... you just have to live somewhere with many game developers, like silicon valley/bay area.
I think the hard part would be getting a QA Tester job on a decent/enjoyable game title. They never tell you what you will be testing til after you complete training.
Honestly playing/testing games is the worst part of being a QA Tester... I've played games unimaginably shitty, at EA I was on a game called "Sims Castaway" on nintendo DS! try playing a shitty game on a handheld for 8 hours straight! with breaks/lunch of course... The fun part about the job is working with a bunch of other gamer nerds who most likely smoke weed just like you and having the freedom to not care about your job that much because you are on a contract anyways. Honestly the co-workers will make or break your enjoyment of QA Testing... both the contracts I did were manageable because the co-workers were great.

The pay is pretty much bottom barrel of game development careers, I wouldn't even call it a career because it's all contracts unless you do exceptionally well, suck up to the bosses/management and maybe give a handjob in the bathroom when none of your peers are paying attention. Some of the smaller devs hire on permanent testers, but for the most part its contracts.

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Re: Vibe's therapy session
« Reply #119 on: May 04, 2014, 12:04:53 pm »
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U wot
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