Your Best NA Clutch: Glory Stories

[Rhaelys]

7/30 Horse Crossbow without a horse, wins round 1 v 4 in melee with 3 PS Cudgel, no ath. Last kill was Lordark.

Mala that would be a great story if it was actually possible to have 3 PS with 7 Strength, scum.

[Malaclypse]

Mala that would be a great story if it was actually possible to have 3 PS with 7 Strength, scum.

Holy crap you're right, I must've had 2 ps!

[Zlisch_The_Butcher]

Mala that would be a great story if it was actually possible to have 3 PS with 7 Strength, scum.

lol, owned.

[isatis]

Once, it was like 1 vs 10 I was really prepared for I was seeking for hidden ennemies at their spawn, BUT admin got mad and  i got kicked, end.

Ok real one :

It was back in the days when I was an agi flamburger.

I had problem with my webz so I spawned late. As I spawned  I saw three terribad cav aiming for me.
I was mad
I got out L0Lita, my flamberge, and killed a horse and his rider in a mighty blow
other cav were afraid
one tried to backstab me
got migthy overhead and boom no more horse
second after, no more cav either!
so, my keybaord all teinted in blood, I check the team countdown
like 4-12
I cry for I'm in the 4
team go coollos 3-8
I have hope
Reach my buddies
Stupid cav couche one and bump the other
I mad
stupid cav try to kill me
BOOM ate a freaking bolt from a sneaky xbower
I laugh
I run with my 8 ath and kill the xbower while he type OMG SOOO SOOWWWWWY
I see score 1 vs 7, I can do it
Strange cav dishorse shooting DOOLZ
I laugh
He kills his horse
I laugh
He's like DOOOOOOOOLLZZZ
I'm like bitch,
I run away from him
I found his team punching each other
I start the genocide
one by one they fall
1 vs 5
team reacts, finally
weapon in their hands...
they tk each other more than they hit me
I laugh
1 vs 4
with a slide right spam I kill 2 of them (back in the day, peopel never blocked L0Lita)
I laugh at the spamitar fool and the miadao god lying on floor
1vs 2 the other fool is a shielder
he try to go 1h no shiled like a mofo
I laugh
I stab him
he forgot how to black
quick finish with a left slide
1vs1
the crazy DOOOOLZ fool come back
I'm like
urgh
fuck
I don't know how to doolz
I try a migthy 360 overhead (back in the dayz )
he blocks
I'm like WTF
he attack
I don't know how to react
I eat the blow and die because i'm an agi built
I'm ashamed
Peopel are like : ns
I'm like : urgh
next round
cav couch by the same stupid cav
I quit and went in siege

(try to put name on them now! some of them has changed name, and most of them are old player )

[Clockworkkiller]

One round, I got stuck on the roof of some city map, and i was the last one left on my team. I was trapped in the corner....bombarded by enemy arrow fire, 2h Heroes rushing at me, and my trusty shield had already taken a beaten due to some axe-scum which I had to put down... There was no time to think, only react, and how did I react to the bleak situation? S-Key'd off the edge of the roof and fell to my death.
 
I don't flex, and clutch is for scrubs

[obitus]

My best clutch is a 5v1.  Impressive because there were two polearms that I prostabbed.

FRAPS probably would have fucked my FPS up too much to win.

[CrazyCracka420]

My best clutch is a 5v1.  Impressive because there were two polearms that I prostabbed.

FRAPS probably would have fucked my FPS up too much to win.

That's why I can never record myself playing...I've tried many times and with many programs, but it hurts my FPS too much to play well (defeating the purpose of recording)

[Zanze]

12-1 End of map. I had just started being a hoplite and still couldn't manual block yet. I decided to say f it and try and fight everyone only with the spear and shield. The actual fighting however, was not 12-1. There were 12 players alive, but mainly in groups of 2-4. I went from group to group and murdered them quickly enough not to get swarmed. Luckily, there were only about 3 good players alive at that point. Not quite sure which ones... I know one underestimated a hoplite who doesn't only keep his shield up all day and took a good hit to the face.

The other two fought better, but their teammates did not like them. With proper footwork and attack choice, I kept the noobs in the fight alive as long as possible so they could teamwound the actual good players. It works and in both situations I was able to finish them off with a single hit to the face after they were team wounded. Continuing the tactic of letting everyone hit each other and just capitalizing on that, I was able to come out on top that round with a good ~30% hp. Map was that flat swampy looking map with huge shrubbery everywhere, rivers all around, and some raised tiki hut things on the side for good measure. Witness : Oohilac.

[Equal]

long ago, i think it was right after the great polestag nerf, with my newly nerfed bec de corbin i noobily left clicked my way out of a 12v1, i think they came in groups of 4ish each, and the last was a crossbower who choked on the killshot.

honestly, was the last time i ever heard someone say bec crutch.

[MrShine]

One gen I went polearm 24/15 and used plate armor a fat suit and a MW german poleaxe.  I distinctly remember one round where I was the last one left against a bunch, and was getting surrounded.  In a whirlwind I shotted like 7 or 8 people back to back and cleaned up the last stragglers at the end in more of a duel environment.  FF_Georgewashington was the final duel, I remember that much at least.

[ROHYPNOL]

A good one for me was 1 v 25 with skey flamberge, most of kutt was there they can prob vouche for it.. Personal favorite was a 1 v 17 with my Horse Xbow. People got so mad they started throwing up ban threads.

[Maple_Syrup]

Me and rookiegladiator killing 17 enemies, he led the extras around the map while I took em out 1 by 1

[Dexxtaa]

One time As usual, I was in full armor. And I was the last one left alive with 6 peasants on the other team.

I punched all of them to death.