Youkoso irasshai mashita ogenki desuka? (ようこそいらっしゃいました。お元気ですか？)
For those non-euphoric anime-hating plebians who can not speak Japanese, don't wear fedoras, and do not like My Little Pony, I'll do an English greetings too
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Welcome! How are you? Welcome to my shop. In this shop, you will find only the most euphoric/Japanese items on the market. So don't try to undercut me too much. Numerous online IQ tests have told me I am intellectually superior to the normal human (plebians), and therefore will catch on to any rip offs that I do not want to commit to. Also, don't try to bully me into making rash decisions -- I've been bullied all throughout high-school for my social limitations, and I'm numb to it. Besides, if you try to make me feel offended, be warned; I have a very sharp katana and a large group of ponies who will be happy to assist in my defense.
Browse cautiously, fellow gamers. I'm not one to be messed with - Even the thought makes Twilight mad.
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loginCurrent Wares:
Masterwork Arabian Cavalry Sword
Masterwork Yumi Bow
What I'm Looking For:
Masterwork Long Arming Sword
Arigatou (ありがとう) - Thank-you for browsing my wares. Feel free to make an offer.
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