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After victories in the North, Jesus and Friends disappeared for a while. The peasant overlords began to relax, trade resumed as normal, and their evil misdeeds continued. All progress seemed gone, forgotten.

"You are outnumbered, give up this fight!"
"The peasant horde is invincible, you have no chance!"
"One man cannot stand against many!"

Words that took a toll on the mind of this humble trader, now deemed outlaw in the eyes of many in the North. Do these people not understand he was trying to save them from the tyrannical order of the free peasants? Doubt set in, and he sought out words with the Lord. For 40 days and 40 nights he wandered the unforgiving tundra, and many perished on this journey. He saw himself in a strange land now; they did not speak his tongue, and they worshiped many false deities. He found shelter in the town of Shulus, where he met a man claiming to be a messenger of God.

"In 3 days time there will be a star in the East, follow it until you find the village of Nova Tismirr. There you will find your new home."

His numbers were depleted, and he knew not if his men could survive another long journey. Before he could ask of his Father's intentions, the messenger disappeared.

So he and his disciples prepared to set out once more, weary, but hopeful. For their belief bolstered their spirits and hardened their will. On the third day an army entered Shulus, demanding to see the Son of God. He appeared before them, and they all rejoiced. Their commander explained that they had been searching the lands for the one who was responsible for the defeat of Froyo's army in the ice fields of New Shulus. They believed his cause was most worthy and lent their arms, food, horses, and lives to the prophet.

So there they stood, 2000 men strong, ready to continue where they left off and establish a foothold in the North. Last time they merely cut the Federation on its nose. This time, they would plunge a dagger into the very heart of the Free Traders!

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Re: Noble Disciples strike at the heart of Free Trading Conglomerate
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2013, 04:14:05 am »
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Holy sheet :oops:
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Re: Noble Disciples strike at the heart of Free Trading Conglomerate
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2013, 07:15:37 am »
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Fucked with us, begged for forgiveness. We did the bible thing, broke bread and shit and accepted him at our table. Turned around and attacked us.

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Re: Noble Disciples strike at the heart of Free Trading Conglomerate
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2013, 07:33:25 am »
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Oh my gods.  We're the real monsters.
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Re: Noble Disciples strike at the heart of Free Trading Conglomerate
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2013, 08:24:58 am »
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Fucked with us, begged for forgiveness. We did the bible thing, broke bread and shit and accepted him at our table. Turned around and attacked us.

Not impressed by this reincarnation. Please die and try again.

No need for spreading lies my son. Besides, this battle is not about remnant, and I do hope to see you good men on the battlefield, by my side or on the other end of the spear, because the good lord has given you a choice.  "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do." Luke 23:34

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« Last Edit: April 12, 2013, 10:24:33 pm by Penguin »
"As you gaze upon the cross, and long for conformity to him, be not weary or fearful because you cannot express in words what you seek. Ask him to plant the cross in your heart. Believe in him, the crucified and now living one, to dwell within you, and breathe his own mind there."

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Re: Noble Disciples strike at the heart of Free Trading Conglomerate
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2013, 08:38:42 am »
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I'll just wait for Froyo to post on this. Something to do with your almighty requesting we not attack thee moving through our lands.

(Not to mention I don't think Jesus strode into other lands and bought armies with gold EU neckbeard lands)

Edit: Such a dirty conniving charlatan neckbeard maneuver.

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Re: Noble Disciples strike at the heart of Free Trading Conglomerate
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2013, 01:46:31 pm »
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So it has begun...
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Re: Noble Disciples strike at the heart of Free Trading Conglomerate
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2013, 01:51:04 pm »
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Re: Noble Disciples strike at the heart of Free Trading Conglomerate
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2013, 07:35:01 pm »
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Re: Noble Disciples strike at the heart of Free Trading Conglomerate
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2013, 08:45:13 pm »
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Why my fief!? I will not take this lightly. Prepare for a flood of rage to be bestowed upon you and if I ever see you near our fiefs again I will attack with the wrath of a thousand suns you insolent rat!  Onwards lads!!!!
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Re: Noble Disciples strike at the heart of Free Trading Conglomerate
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2013, 08:45:52 pm »
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Let it begin

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Re: Noble Disciples strike at the heart of Free Trading Conglomerate
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Re: Noble Disciples strike at the heart of Free Trading Conglomerate
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2013, 03:09:06 am »
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GO JESUS!

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The slaughter of Nova Tismirr
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2013, 04:34:54 am »
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And on the 7th day, they entered the village, and God struck its inhabitants with a sickness; their swords grew ten times heavier, and the cold of the North penetrated their armor. It was over before their first man dead hit the ground. Militia defeated, the peaceful trader gave everyone in the village a chance to repent. And repent they all did, for they all had witnessed divine judgment and were overcome with joy. This day belonged to the disciples, but harder days would fall upon them; the hordes of Remnant, Free Peasants, and all of Lucifers others minions could be seen on the horizon, demanding vengeance. This war was far from over, and a chill crept up the peaceful trader's spine; for although each victory was righteous, he found more and more of his friends heading into the afterlife and more and more enemies appearing in their place.
"As you gaze upon the cross, and long for conformity to him, be not weary or fearful because you cannot express in words what you seek. Ask him to plant the cross in your heart. Believe in him, the crucified and now living one, to dwell within you, and breathe his own mind there."

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Re: Noble Disciples strike at the heart of Free Trading Conglomerate
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2013, 11:12:29 pm »
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