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War of the Birds
« on: April 02, 2013, 05:14:54 am »
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BIRD CLAN! Your days of equality and peace are over! Our eight-pointed eye is on you.

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Let it be known that there shall be only one true bird!

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Re: War of the Birds
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2013, 05:15:36 am »
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Re: War of the Birds
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2013, 05:20:01 am »
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Re: War of the Birds
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2013, 05:22:02 am »
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The Mariner's tale begins with his ship departing on its journey. Despite initial good fortune, the ship is driven south off course by a storm and eventually reaches Antarctica. An albatross appears and leads them out of the Antarctic but, even as the albatross is praised by the ship's crew, the Mariner shoots the bird ("with my cross-bow / I shot the albatross"). The crew is angry with the Mariner, believing the albatross brought the south wind that led them out of the Antarctic.

Now look what you went and did. Why did you shoot the albatross, Canary?
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Re: War of the Birds
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2013, 05:27:05 am »
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Can FPF be the puffins in this bird-themed affair?
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Re: War of the Birds
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2013, 05:34:37 am »
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I would like help fund this war (^v^)
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Re: War of the Birds
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2013, 06:13:12 am »
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BIRD CLAN! Your days of equality and peace are over! Our eight-pointed eye is on you.

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Let it be known that there shall be only one true bird!

It isn't April 1 anymore. Recant your blasphemous declaration against the peaceful BIRD CLAN (BEST CLAN).

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Re: War of the Birds
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2013, 06:20:18 am »
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Re: War of the Birds
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2013, 06:26:36 am »
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Well, now ya'll can't say that Chaos hasn't done anything this strat.  Although why'd it have to be on a busy ass work week where I don't have days or nights off.
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Re: War of the Birds
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2013, 02:48:15 pm »
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Well, now ya'll can't say that Chaos hasn't done anything this strat.  Although why'd it have to be on a busy ass work week where I don't have days or nights off.

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Re: War of the Birds
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2013, 04:25:29 pm »
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Tundra Birds

There are over 100 species of birds that occupy the Arctic tundra in the summer. Everything from geese to owls to falcons fill the air and water. Almost all of these birds head south for the winter. Only a few birds stay in the cold winter tundra.

Members of the ptarmigan family, like the bird in this picture, make the tundra their home all year round. They are a speckled brown color in the summer and change to a bright white in the winter. They eat leaves and berries.

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Sub-species of the ptarmigan family, commonly known as partygan flock, are known to reside in the tundra year round. They represent a lively branch of their parent species and can be seen socializing and congregating in numbers to twitter and frolic to attract mates. A typical example of a male bird of the partygan species can be seen in this picture and is easily recognized by its decorative head pattern and beak extension.

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Studies have shown members of the partygan family of birds residing in the tundra to display quite territorial traits. Especially during strategic times, such as mating season (which curiously occurs year-round for this sub-species), any type of trespassing of other bird species into their territory is seen as a threat.

Within minutes these usually so lovable partygan birds turn into fierce war birds.

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In a bond rarely seen elswhere in nature, the partygan birds are aided by other resident species in the protection of their territorial tundra claims. They congregate to join their flock in driving away intruding rival bird species and thus maintain the purity of their partygan flock.

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Re: War of the Birds
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2013, 05:11:35 pm »
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That was an excellent presentation dynamike, thank you for sharing it with the class.

I still don't know if this is a real thing or what.
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Re: War of the Birds
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2013, 06:38:40 pm »
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That was an excellent presentation dynamike, thank you for sharing it with the class.

I still don't know if this is a real thing or what.

Ohhhhhh you know  :twisted:

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Re: War of the Birds
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2013, 08:40:50 pm »
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You wake from your slumber to a tapping at the door.  You free yourself from the body beside you and emerge from your pile of furs.  You know what this sound means, and you hesitate.  The tapping gets faster, more urgent.  You open the door and a small, tired bird flies onto your hand where it shudders and dies.  Tied to it's leg is a tiny scroll. 

You open it:

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You hear war drums in the distance and you know this was one bird of many. 
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Re: War of the Birds
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2013, 09:43:04 pm »
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A 30 member faction, according to the faction stats, has finally made their move against a faction that has only one member:

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=3104

BIRDS ASSEMBLE
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