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First large themed battle of NA crpg - lets all have some fun - will the manure-smelling serfs win or will the evil-smelling fallen win? Doesn't matter - lets get some xp
Now, this is a story all about howHis life got flipped-turned upside downAnd I'd like to take a minuteJust sit right thereI'll tell you how he became the elder of a slum then decided to go rogueThe Nova Uslum Tapestry: ArysOakheart and the Secret of the BoozeFor many years ArysOakheart was the owner of a shining mud village upon a hill called Fisdnar and used it as the base for many adventures. These excellent adventures made the gods so jelly they took his village away and permabanished him to a new world that didn't have a Fisdnar. (click to show/hide)visitors can't see pics , please register or loginThere was much injustice and neckbeardery in this new world, so he started boozing. (click to show/hide)visitors can't see pics , please register or loginOne day while out boozing on the tundra he stumbled upon a terrible thing. Some Fallen brigade members under the banner of the Free Companies of Calradia had attacked a peaceful caravan on it's way to Shulus. (click to show/hide)visitors can't see pics , please register or loginArysOakheart had just enough booze in him to know what he needed to do. (click to show/hide)visitors can't see pics , please register or login(start music before going any further)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwer1CiteBgFirst he rallied the free peasants and his mighty champion sumpter steed Betsy. (click to show/hide)visitors can't see pics , please register or loginHe then stumbled over to the haunted KUTT burial grounds and raised an army of ghost soldiers. (click to show/hide)visitors can't see pics , please register or loginAnd with his new army at his back, he set out to trim some neckbeards. For glory, for freedom, for proper grooming of facial hair. (click to show/hide)visitors can't see pics , please register or loginTo be continued....http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=3074
The theme will be teaching these fallen some proper neck grooming techniques! Should be a good one.Added a backstory to the 2nd post explaining what's going on:http://forum.meleegaming.com/diplomacy/going-'rogue'/msg754275/#msg754275
Knute, I love you, that was amazing, I cried from laughter.