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1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread
« Reply #17 on: June 05, 2013, 01:46:22 am »
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... War, war never changes. Or does it? The war has changed. did it? The answer is no unless it is yes, no of course it is. Is war. Yes. No. Yes?
Mercs surrendered to me and gave me a flying goat tribute, probably along with all their fiefs.
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Ushkuru is for the time being WPB land, enjoy your 1% taxrates and 3+ stones!
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2013, 03:56:15 am »
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This is still the real actual WPB diplomacy thread

Eternal peace and love has also been negotiated with Gmnotutoo, still waiting for Havelle to sign off on that though.
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2013, 05:04:47 am »
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This is still the real actual WPB diplomacy thread

Eternal peace and love has also been negotiated with Gmnotutoo, still waiting for Havelle to sign off on that though.

Does this mean you have made room in your heart for BIRD CLAN?

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Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2013, 05:10:02 am »
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Does this mean you have made room in your heart for BIRD CLAN?
No, the bird is still a rebelling teenager and his dad, Mork, will not tolerate it, we just made love with Gmnotutoo.
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2013, 05:15:14 am »
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No, the bird is still a rebelling teenager and his dad, Mork, will not tolerate it, we just made love with Gmnotutoo.

Gmnotutoo is a prophet of the GodKing PartyBoy of BIRD CLAN (BEST CLAN). Only because BIRD CLAN (BEST CLAN) teaches us the ways of Love and Peace can you have peace with Gmno while being intolerant of BIRD CLAN (BEST CLAN). Don't worry, PartyBoy loves all... even Mork.

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Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
« Reply #23 on: December 05, 2013, 05:26:26 am »
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Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2013, 05:46:27 am »
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IT IS REVEALED TO ME THAT IN THE END OF TIMES (strat 4 ending) THE FOLLOWERS OF MORK THE GOAT GOD OF PEASANTS AND THE FOLLOWERS OF GODKING PARTYBOY OF BIRD CLAN (BEST CLAN) WILL UNLEASH AN UNHOLY WAR UPON EACH OTHER THAT WILL DECIMATE THE EARTH IN IT'S WAKE. IT WILL BE DARK TIMES, MANY PEOPLE WILL BE MAD ABOUT THEIR INTERNET PIXELS AND LOSS OF PINK TEXT. BUT FEAR NOT MY LOYAL BELIEVERS IN THE STRATEGUS PANTHEON OF GODS, FOR I YOUR PROPHET WILL TEACH THE SURVIVORS TO FLY. HAND IN HAND WE WILL ASCEND INTO THE HEAVENS WHERE PEACE, LOVE, AND BUTTSECKZ WILL BE ALL ROUND US. THE GOBBLIN KING WILL HAVE A BEAUTIFUL ENTOURAGE OF NAKED COWBOYS THAT CONTINUOUSLY CHANT THE WORD "DICKS". ILDIST WILL HAVE POUTINE. MIGGY WILL HAVE ALL THE BLACK CHICKS TITTY MILK HE CAN DRINK. WHAT I AM DESCRIBING IS THE FINAL PARTY, IN WHICH ALL THE FAITHFUL OF ALL THE RELIGIONS WILL PARTY FOR ETERNITY OR UNTIL chadz LAUNCHES STRAT 5 WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH THE SAME LENGTH OF TIME.

BUT THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR WAR, SO BOTH RELIGIOUS INSTITUTIONS INVOLVED WILL HAVE GAY SEX AND STROKE EACH OTHER'S EGOS UNTIL THEN.

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Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
« Reply #25 on: December 05, 2013, 05:53:38 am »
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Once Werfriedia has inquisitated all the other followers of the bird or are sufficiently bored your time shall come Gmnotutoo, King Werfried and Mork the Goat God will purify the world together.
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
« Reply #26 on: December 05, 2013, 05:54:32 am »
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Once Werfriedia has inquisitated all the other followers of the bird or are sufficiently bored your time shall come Gmnotutoo, King Werfried and Mork the Goat God will purify the world together.

Even though we are going to start the Apocalypse, I'll still eternally love you.
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Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
« Reply #27 on: December 08, 2013, 05:18:17 am »
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I declare war on Anders again.
Get your sweet ass on steam, gotta talk to you real quick.

For the record I agree with Havelle, Andy, we'll fuck your shit up bitch.
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
« Reply #28 on: December 08, 2013, 05:24:49 am »
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I declare war on Anders again.

I give how many fucks? None, cause you don't have anything worth getting it up. :twisted:
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Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalions diplomacy thread - Goat wills it
« Reply #29 on: December 08, 2013, 05:26:41 am »
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Andy the goat god will eat your ugly face and shit it back on your disgusting head, Werfriedia will destroy you.
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.