Lets share some Latvian jokes

[Umbra]

Three Latvian fathers are brag about sons.
“My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian.
“Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!”
Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.”
Men agree third son have best life. But all are feel sad.

What Potato say to other potato?
Joke silly, nobody have 2 potato.

Latvian try to cross river.
Has dog, potatoes, and dead son's body.
Can only take two across river at one time.
If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad.
Also is not good boat.

Why Latvian man wear hat?
For to hide bread from family!

Funny joke: Latvian is immigrate to Ireland. Have many potato. But no. Is cruel dream. Wake up and still being in Latvia. Actually is not funny. Only sad.

Two Latvian look at clouds. One see two potatoes. One see impossible dream.
Is same cloud.

[rufio]

i cracked a smile +1 

[Moncho]

Dat english. Sublime
Good jokes, could be applied to many other countries as well.

[Vibe]

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Latvian.
Latvian who?
Please open door. Is cold.

Latvian girl is say, "I want go America one day." Father say, "I send you America." Daughter is thank father. Make tears of happy. Father use for salty potato. Father think moment, say, "Daughter, I no send you America." Potato is more salt.

Q: How much potato to kill Latvian?
A: None.

[[ptx]]

D:

Where do these jokes come from anyway?

[Umbra]

All credit goes to reddit

[Latvian]

hihihi some made me laugh

[Umbra]

One day, hear knock on door.
Man ask "Who is?"
"Is potato man, I come around to give free potato"
Man is very excite and opens door.
Is not potato man, is secret police.

Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have gone Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm.

Two Latvian look at clouds. Whole sky is clouds. Weather is bad. Latvian are cold.

Latvian is rub lamp find genie. Genie say, “What is three wishes?” Latvian say, “I wish potato!” Then, POOF! Potato! Latvian so happy! “Oh! Is potato! Is potato!” say Latvian. Genie ask, “What is next wish?” Latvian is say, “I wish you go away so can enjoy potato!” POOF! Too bad. Also, was only lamp.

[wayyyyyne]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Latvian
Latvian who?
Please open door. Dark also cold.


edit: fuck you vibe you beat me to it

[Boerenlater]

Latvian man walks into store.
Potatoz buyes man. Potato walks out of of store.
End of store(y).

[Boerenlater]

Why does Latvian man wants Stalin back??
With so many dead or in the Gulag more potato for himself!

[Boerenlater]

Walks a horse into a Latvian bar.
Man says:"There you are my dear wife!"

[wayyyyyne]

visitors can't see pics , please register or login

[Boerenlater]

Old Latvian proverb:
When no potato around
Latvian man is bound
To eat wife and firstborn
Because in Latvia there no corn

[Umbra]

Latvian wet dream