How would your country/government deal with a Dragon invasion?

[Kafein]

Belgium :

Dragon cannot find any unbuilt area to land and wanders somewhere else, very confused.

[Andy]

Even though I don't live in russia, I just can't help it.

1) Initial contact. Dragon appears and begins destroying houses, stores, ect. Civilians attempt to play the hero and take out the dragon themselves. Their attempts however are useless, even those two badass guys who came charging in on bear-back.
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(They were cool)
2) Militery arrives and contains the dragon with heavy duty netting and cables. Scientists take DNA samples, and afterwards the dragon is killed.
3) In our labs, we clone dragons and raise them as our own.
4) Finally take over world with our heat-seaking, missile-launching, dragon army!

[Nehvar]

[US] Our leaders, in an effort to force themselves to resolve the dragon issue, will put into place a set of country-sabotaging measures.  These measures would bet set to automatically activate should the leaders fail to meet their self-imposed deadline.  They will, of course, utterly and completely fail to do anything whatsoever before the deadline is up.  Somehow they still keep their jobs.

In an act of outrage the masses will then feed our useless leaders to the dragon.  The dragon, having gorged itself on the gamy, high-cholesterol flesh of fat, corrupt politicians, will die as a result of a massive coronary event.  It will be remembered as a hero and its image will replace the Bald Eagle on all American iconography.

[enigmatic_stranger]

If a dragon attacked and burnt down half of south wales, no-one would notice. It's already a desolate wasteland of ruined industry and towns.

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[Torben]

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aHAHAHAHAA


and andy.  you got russia all wrong.

dragon would breath fire on first dude he encounters.  dude explodes because his blood is actually vodka.  dragon dies because vodka flames are op.

[donib]

In Holland:
The parliament would raise questions and would probably disband the current government. 
The right wing would blame the muslims and the supporters would rally and shout that the dragons go back to their own country.
Some parties would discuss dragon rights.

[Arathian]

In Greece we already have dragons

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In Latvia, a dragon would stumble in the center of Riga and take a piss on the Monument of Freedom, after which it would be quickly apprehended by the honor guard stationed next to it.

Afterwards it would be revealed that the dragon was actually fake and part of a marketing campaign by one of the mobile networks.

[Lennu]

Belgium :

Dragon cannot find any unbuilt area to land and wanders somewhere else, very confused.

Dragon wanders to Finland. It cannot find any infrastructure whatsoever, but only endless amounts of forests, rivers and lakes. Dragon gets confused and wanders somewhere else.

[Smoothrich]

In NYC our senate would grant the illegal dragon citizenship so he could fulfill his american dream.  Now that he is an American citizen, Obama would authorize a drone strike to take him out.  Then I will have to deal with dirtbag schizos outside the subways for the next 5 years telling me how the dragon was an inside job by the government and tell me the truth is on youtube.  Eventually we will invade a new middle eastern or north african nation to stop the dragon training programs there.  The dragon's distant reliative will eventually get a job on fox news as a pundit talking about how Liebrals are ruining the country and wishing for the good ol' days like when his first relative lived the american dream.

[Berserkadin]

Or the dragon just comes flying in, suicide crashing into the 9/11 memorial. Then USA will declare war on all dragons and invade their country of Iran.

[Son Of Odin]

Dragon wanders to Finland. It cannot find any infrastructure whatsoever, but only endless amounts of forests, rivers and lakes. Dragon gets confused and wanders somewhere else.

Good but this is what really would happen.

Dragon wanders to Finland and instantly gets to a fight with Finnish lake troll Mustakrakish.

After couple hours Dragon is ded. Mustakrakish rules the country. Everyone is happy.
The end.

[Germanicus]

In germany they would try to talk with the dragon but because this wont work they blame the german people for not having enough understanding of foreign races , invite more guest workers from the east and well now its turI love you problem germany doesnt exist anymore

[isatis]

In Canada : Dragon will first try to find people... after about one or two years, he will find population and he will try to burn them. Canadian won't even feel the flame because they are frozen. Dragon will become depressive, our gouvernement will apologize to the dragon and he will be send in a psychologist institute to restore his mood.

[Laufknoten]

Germany:
The dragon will instantly begin killing hundreds of people because no one has a weapon and the police consists only of old wimps and blonde chicks who can barely hold a gun. After he killed another thousand or so people the government will eventually realize that the dragon is a threat (while leftist f*cks and libmy old friends will still blame the people "because they are racist dickbags and they don't understand the dragons culture blabla") and sends the army after him. Then they realize they sold all their Panzers and weapons to israel and other countries.
While they're discussing what to do next the dragon is fed up with eating germans because they taste like shit and kebab. He then wanders of to other countries to see what they taste like and eventually gets to China. The chinese somehow speak his language and manage to persuade him to be their ally.
Together with the dragon they conquer the whole world and everyone is happy.