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A realistic scenario in case of a Dragon invasion in your country:
 
A single Skyrim-type dragon appears in the center of your city. Some limited property damage, multiple injuries and few deaths have been reported. Live news streams all over the internet, TV and radio. Dragon appears to be chaotically hostile - think a predator-in-a-trap behavior patterns. 

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What will happen in the next 24 hours?
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Here is my bet for Copenhagen, Denmark:
 
Multiple police, ambulance and fire trucks arrive to the scene within the first half an hour. Extreme panic among the general population in 1 km radius. Police does not engage the dragon, only secure the safe evacuation of the civilians. National alarm system is activated. Live tv broadcasts on every channel within the first hour, encouraging people to flee from certain areas and stay at home.
Home-guard arrives within the 1-2 hours to support the police efforts. Still no shots have been fired. Attempts to pacify the Dragon using sedative darts fail, due to thickness of dragon scales. Dragon attacks police helicopters. Level of panic increases, though only in the limited area around the epicenter.
Government allows the use of deadly force. A small number of military trucks engage the Dragon using heavy MGs. Trucks go up in flames. Police, Home-guard and most military personal are evacuated from the area. Finally, 4-6 hours since the first contact, jet planes and military helicopters lure the Dragon out to the sea, and terminate it using air-to-air missiles.
Emergency traffic is restored within 8 hours, most of the debris is removed within 16 hours and property restoration work is initiated. Panic is completely neutralized short after the Dragon termination is confirmed. Everyone acts like nothing happened within 48 hours. Total number of human casualties are under 10 dead, and 100 injured. An insane financial damage to the property. Taxes are raised to cover the restoration expenses - Danes blame immigrants for failing economy. Everyone votes for national-socialists during the next election.
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Re: How would your country/government deal with a Dragon invasion?
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2013, 02:58:48 pm »
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If a dragon attacked and burnt down half of south wales, no-one would notice. It's already a desolate wasteland of ruined industry and towns.
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Re: How would your country/government deal with a Dragon invasion?
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2013, 03:02:53 pm »
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İstanbul, Turkey 12 hours later:

They will start making a mega dragon-kebab.

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Re: How would your country/government deal with a Dragon invasion?
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2013, 03:07:33 pm »
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İstanbul, Turkey 12 hours later:

They will start making a mega dragon-kebab.

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Re: How would your country/government deal with a Dragon invasion?
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2013, 03:10:24 pm »
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Russia:

After an hour entire internet flooded with dash cam videos of awesome dragon destroying everything. People don't give a shit. Government nukes dragon. The end.

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Re: How would your country/government deal with a Dragon invasion?
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2013, 03:16:01 pm »
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Taxes are raised to cover the restoration expenses - Danes blame immigrants for failing economy. Everyone votes for national-socialists during the next election.
From what I've seen in Denmark this sounds like a realistic scenario.
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Re: How would your country/government deal with a Dragon invasion?
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2013, 03:31:39 pm »
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Croatia:

as the dragon pillages so do the people, not a single store is left untouched, corrupt goverment makes a deal with the dragon not to touch them, people volunteer spill blood and kill the dragon, 10 years later nobody cares about the veterans and their PTSD so they start taking their own lives, politicians richer than ever and safe.
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Re: How would your country/government deal with a Dragon invasion?
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2013, 03:47:09 pm »
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In Germany, Scientists would start to develop some medication immediately. Something like an injection to avoid getting bird flue from the dragon. The government would instantly order millions of injections for the population from the pharma industry.
While those orders are fulfilled, the USA leading the NATO would have shot down the dragon, all injections bought for billions of € are useless now and the taxpayer has to watch while the injections getting destroyed cuz of being useless and close to date of expiry...

(This actually really happened - beside the dragon)
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Re: How would your country/government deal with a Dragon invasion?
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2013, 03:47:36 pm »
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Re: How would your country/government deal with a Dragon invasion?
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2013, 03:55:12 pm »
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Slovenia would unleash their glorious airforce upon the dragon.

This is our airforce:

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Re: How would your country/government deal with a Dragon invasion?
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2013, 03:58:38 pm »
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Currently not governing Socialist party would blame the governing party for bad policies regarding national defense.

Currently governing political party would blame the socialists for not preparing for dragon attacks when they governed and stealing the money for preventing dragon attacks, to bolster their propaganda.

(really, this is what our so called leaders are doing up here all day. There's no progress.)

But they all won't do a thing, many civilians die.

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Re: How would your country/government deal with a Dragon invasion?
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2013, 03:59:19 pm »
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UK: Dragon attacks London. UK waits to see what the US will do.

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Re: How would your country/government deal with a Dragon invasion?
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2013, 04:03:51 pm »
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Dragon comes to Norway, real Dragonborn appears.
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Re: How would your country/government deal with a Dragon invasion?
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2013, 04:31:18 pm »
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we might clone it and finally invade England with dragon mounted storm troopers.

or lend it to greece,  dunno.

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Re: How would your country/government deal with a Dragon invasion?
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2013, 06:49:19 pm »
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Sweden:

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