The Great NA War -Losses To date-

[Lt_Anders]

Guys LETS INVADE EU. Not like EU has invaded us before , so lets return the favor.

Might convice EU to fight each then too. Give us something to do, and puts life back into EU.

[Matey]

Guys LETS INVADE EU. Not like EU has invaded us before , so lets return the favor.

Might convice EU to fight each then too. Give us something to do, and puts life back into EU.

Not like EU has 10x more troops than NA.

[Lt_Anders]

Not like EU has 10x more troops than NA.

Yea but if we attack one side, then the other gets empowered and then, game cwill get real, son.

[Jack1]

bunga bunga was chanted though the night along with many screams, tears, and blood.

[MURDERTRON]

Man, you guys whooped us tonight.  Looks like you're ready to take a castle.

[Malgalad]

  When I was Torchmonk:
Snoop vs Malgalad
- Battle time: 13.05., 06:33
- Battle duration: 22m01s
- Army size: 507 vs 571
- Battle result: -1 vs 313
- Winner: Defender
Blackzilla_FIDLGB vs Malgalad
- Battle time: 22.05., 02:47
- Battle duration: 30m53s
- Army size: 491 vs 342
- Battle result: 47 vs 0
- Winner: Attacker

  So kill 951 loss 600

Torchmonk
Total Losses: 600
KDR: 1.585
Last Updated: 5/22/13

Although not the Major Faction.

[Bronto]

lol, rage much.

If by rage you mean laughing maniacally while I was typing, then I was like so totally mad omg call the cops.

 

Not like EU has 10x more troops than NA.

Where is Bale? We need his response so we NA players can see of all yer bellies are yeller or just Matey and Kesh.

[Haboe]

Let's all unite and attack EU for the lulz! What else are we gonna do? FCC has a shitload of troops and is getting richer by the minute! The rest of us are bored. Let's do it!

Snowball over us!

Guys LETS INVADE EU. Not like EU has invaded us before , so lets return the favor.

Might convice EU to fight each then too. Give us something to do, and puts life back into EU.

I'll be waiting ^^

Yea but if we attack one side, then the other gets empowered and then, game cwill get real, son.

Nah, there is the apostates, or whats left of it, the coalition which is inactive, crusader allience thats been sleeping for 4 months now vs  the rest of the map

If you join our side, we will still be outnumbered, if you join their side, we are outnumbered anyway so wouldn't cause more problems 

[CrazyCracka420]

I don't think NA should invade EU, we have some shit pings over there

[Matey]

I don't think NA should invade EU, we have some shit pings over there

Yep. FCC spent plenty of time fighting Mercs and DRZ in strat 2 and you get either shit ping or shit time. lose-lose.

[Jack1]

jack1 arrived on the hills past ayyike on the date of (who gives a shit), his army about a day behind. Jack1 decided That he would give the genitalman's honor to Tojo, The Lord of this village, that his men were about a day out and that they should prepare for a battle. When he spoke to Tojo he knew that Tojo and his men were the type that have loose anuses.

Later that night jack sent derp the derp on a secret mission. As derp entered the village disguised as a pilgrim he made his way twards their lubrication depot. After entering he spent the night there and got up quickly at 3AM to throw it all over the street and made his way back to the camp.

The coming morning Tojo and his men decided to start preperation for the conflict that was soon to come. They prepared the defences well. They used 5 foot poles instead of 4 foot poles for the stakes. They cut fresh tamerack trees for their ladders to make sure they would hold up like no other ladders ever seen. Soon jack and men were forming up and Tojo realized he didn't have much time. He quickly told the men "the time is now". All of his men were well disciplined and knew exactly what to do. They quickly ran over to the luberication storage, but they found out what happened. Devistated being that they have heard the rumors of what jack did to his last army and now finding out that they don't have any lubrication (in the case that they get captured so it does not go in dry) the whole village's moral dropped like the economy in the Great Depression.

Jack1 hearing the cries down below in the village knew it was time. He had his men chant "bunga bunga bunga" on their way. About ten minutes jack realized that foxy unicorns was not shooting him like a pin cushin and looked off to his right and notices him spectating from a hill and making noises, but jack couldn't tell what those noises were. About thirty minutes into the battle had began it was already over. There was a circle made around a small flag where the bunga bunga was being performed. The bunga bunga continued for another fifteen minutes or so untill Sanderson finally blew his load and called all of the other men to just put the flag down. Jack1 then heard the most gratifying thing he had ever heard: "don't stop the bunga bunga, I will give you all te troops you don't capture. I don't care, I just want to kill kill rape rape more FCC!"-arrowaine. Everybody knew that he was obviously a little more experienced than Sanderson and had a much larger cane that needed more polishing than Sanderson.

Jack1 and his men captured 50 mercenaries from the other team for later use.

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The next day jack1 and his men had their usual bunga bunga ceremonies. Everything was going normal with the whole rape them until they die yada yada yada..... Untill the last prisoner was brought before jack and co. And they asked "death or bunga bunga?"

the mercenary (who will not be named) said "neither."

 Shocked from his third response from the choice of two jack decided that this guy is pretty quick and wondered how quick. Jack responded with "say something funny".

The mercenary relied with "you should have heard kesh".

 Jack replied with "you may leave in peace"

[Krosis]

So did TKOV and MB make peace? I must have missed it.

[Oreo]

somethin' was said about 40k troops on your doorstep?

i dunno, was weird

[woody]

After in depth analysis of the threatened EU invasion I think the reply that would best express the opinions of those of my acquaintance in the European crpg community would be best expressed in a traditional English folk song with one line that is repeated to a metronomic backbeat:

COME AND AVE A GO IF YOU THINK UR ARD ENUFF

[Adoptagoat]

So did TKOV and MB make peace? I must have missed it.

negative. Calm before the storm, tkov propoganda, etc, etc