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So I was watching this Star Wars porno last night, it was part two of a 2-part saga of Star Wars porn (part 1 had Sasha Grey as a sexy Sand-Person fucking old Ben Kenobi).Our story began with the raid on the Death Star where old Ben Kenobi, Luke, Han and Chewie hide in the Falcon whilst Stormtroopers search the ship. But they were sexy lady Stormtroopers and Chewie had his wicked furry way with them both and i was like 'Oh Yeah, this is the best thing ever!'. I was really excited for the detention-center scene where Luke walks in on Leia's cell, but... suddenly i'm invested in 30 minutes of cheap cheesy Star Wars with no porn! Literally everything from that point is just a cheap, lazy, cheesy depiction of the prison break, the garbage chute, the lightsaber fight with Obi Wan and Darth Vader, the attack on the Death Star. Completely uninterrupted with no nudity or even soft-core pornography.It culminated with Han and Luke double-teaming Leia at the end which I guess was pretty cool, but i'd gotten like 10 mins of porn out of a 45 min porno movie. And afterwards I just said 'fuck this' and watched the actual movie, cos the porno was so crappy and lacking in porn that it was just a less-good version of Episode 4 that just made me think 'Hmmm, i could be watching Star Wars right now'.2/10, the bits with Chewie were awesome but would not recommend... maybe a highlights-reel cos their Leia was hot.
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I have checked with my lawyer and can confirm that such behaviour http://www.tub would certainly get me banned. As the terms of this forum are perfectly clear that no pornographic material e8.com/har or links to such material will be tolerated on this forum. I am afraid that if you want to find this porno you'll have to put the pieces together yourself dcore/star.w to discover what the URL may be to such an interesting video ars.xxx.a.p who's content I am sadly not able to share with you now orn.parody-pa or on any other occasion due to the specific forum rules regarding pornographic material rt.2/24820781/Sorry that I could not be of more help. If however through your own initiative and web-browsing ability you are able to find the scene based on my general description then please feel free to discuss it here (ffs it wasnt 45 mins it was a full hour, a full hour of cheap shoddy Star Wars with tacky jokes and barely any porn).
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