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Re: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
« Reply #750 on: May 28, 2015, 02:56:32 am »
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And Botchlings got to be the most fucked up thing.
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Re: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
« Reply #751 on: May 28, 2015, 12:42:07 pm »
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In other news, 10/10 attracted a goat with a bell.
You know, DA:I had an almost identical part in the first area, "find and escort *farm animal* to safety." People constantly used it as an example for everything that's wrong in DA:I, worst fetch quest ever, pointless, etc...

Yet people love the goat thing in Witcher 3 and I think it's mainly because of the attitude/atmosphere. And even Geralt going like "seriously? This is dumb"
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Re: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
« Reply #752 on: May 28, 2015, 12:49:52 pm »
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There were 2 DA:I quests like that in the first area and both were truly dumb though. First one was walk really slowly across the map with a cow following you that glitches out on everything. Second was get quest -> fast travel to nearest camp -> walk to vicinity of talking sheep -> fast travel back to quest giver. Utterly pointless.

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Re: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
« Reply #753 on: May 28, 2015, 01:27:07 pm »
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Re: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
« Reply #754 on: May 28, 2015, 01:35:36 pm »
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Now that you mention it..
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Re: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
« Reply #755 on: May 28, 2015, 05:21:37 pm »
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Re: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
« Reply #756 on: May 28, 2015, 05:45:49 pm »
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Re: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
« Reply #757 on: May 28, 2015, 05:53:52 pm »
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Re: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
« Reply #758 on: May 28, 2015, 07:11:52 pm »
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yeah I also recognised vinnie jones in that guy, but it isn't the only face in the game which seems strongly inspired by certain actors.

Sometimes they are intentionally unsubtle, anyone seen the game of thrones joke yet? Incase there are multple I'll put hint which one I'm talking about in spolier.

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Re: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
« Reply #759 on: May 28, 2015, 07:21:56 pm »
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Oh, talking about quotes, there's one early on in the game.

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Re: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
« Reply #760 on: May 28, 2015, 08:19:53 pm »
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Re: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
« Reply #761 on: May 28, 2015, 08:36:32 pm »
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Yep, scary. The scariest thing is when you revive the guy on skellige, surely the part better dubbed lol
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Re: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
« Reply #762 on: May 28, 2015, 08:49:06 pm »
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Re: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
« Reply #763 on: May 28, 2015, 09:10:21 pm »
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You know, DA:I had an almost identical part in the first area, "find and escort *farm animal* to safety." People constantly used it as an example for everything that's wrong in DA:I, worst fetch quest ever, pointless, etc...

Yet people love the goat thing in Witcher 3 and I think it's mainly because of the attitude/atmosphere. And even Geralt going like "seriously? This is dumb"

Well with regard to what Geralt says about it, it's about as good as the tutorial in Blood Dragon (if you haven't yet, look it up it's hilarious).

Also I had this anti climactic moment when doing the quest family matters:

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Re: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
« Reply #764 on: May 28, 2015, 09:14:10 pm »
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