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Re: Notorious Traitorous Teutonics Vs Birdbrain Chaos
« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2013, 07:50:07 pm »
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Boring otherwise... besides, Long hair don't care.
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Re: Notorious Traitorous Teutonics Vs Birdbrain Chaos
« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2013, 08:46:52 pm »
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Long hair don't care.

I thought of Uumdi when I read that. Is that weird?

Probably should have stayed in TAMDA...got quite a lot of turkey on your plate now

Turkey is so good though. Can we have some when our armies get north?
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Re: Notorious Traitorous Teutonics Vs Birdbrain Chaos
« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2013, 09:10:01 pm »
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Turkey is on the house bud, unfortunately we drank all the beer but we do have grade A vodka.
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Re: Notorious Traitorous Teutonics Vs Birdbrain Chaos
« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2013, 09:22:56 pm »
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"Archon, a rider bearing green colors appears!" called out one of Elindor's sentries on the walls of snowy Yruma.  He left where he was standing, taking count of the arms in his armoury, and climbed to atop the gatehouse. 

A rider bearing green colors and a white eye grew steadily more clear through the snow as he approached the gates.  "Hail Order of the Holy Guard!  I am a messenger of CHAOS, we ride through your lands, but wish you no ill!"

"Of that I am glad, messenger of CHAOS.  But I ask you, what is your business in the Tundra?" called down the Archon.

The figure paused, "....we go north, to Teutonic's lands".

Elindor chuckled to himself.  "They have made themselves many enemies in these days I see.  The Holy Guard will give you no troubles, and your men are welcome in our modest halls should you need rest."

"Thank you Archon" replied the messenger in green as he reared his horse and turned to return to the main CHAOS force, "...we ride to WAR!"

Elindor uttered a prayer and turned to his men on the wall "...it has begun."
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Re: Notorious Traitorous Teutonics Vs Birdbrain Chaos
« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2013, 09:46:52 pm »
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Wesley has brought this upon himself.

Fool us once, shame on you.  Fool us twice, prepare to die.
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Re: Notorious Traitorous Teutonics Vs Birdbrain Chaos
« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2013, 09:51:52 pm »
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I reckon you shouldn't have attacked me, man. Think that might have been a bad call. Good luck in your campaigns.

Also; I recommend that factions newly engaged in war with the Tootonics should refrain from hostilities east of New Mechin. Bastards already have enough on them, let's not go balls-deep into neutral land to kick them in the nuts.

People should refrain from hostilities anywhere near New Mechin, which is my ninja village hidden in the forest.
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Re: Notorious Traitorous Teutonics Vs Birdbrain Chaos
« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2013, 10:28:50 pm »
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Quote from: Wesleysnipes
Chaos/Illdist and mates have declared war on the Demonic Teutonics
Yes!

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Birdbrain
YES!!!

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No point writing an RP letter.
NO.

edit: VVV Thank you!
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Re: Notorious Traitorous Teutonics Vs Birdbrain Chaos
« Reply #22 on: February 01, 2013, 10:35:22 pm »
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 Meanwhile in the high tower of Slezkh Castle...

 The high Knights of the Teutonic order play drinking games. Amoung them is Sir Skinboat, Sir Holiday, Sir Alec, Sir Angello, and Lord Coulbert. After many hours of drinking, the Whiskey is brought out. Sir Alec and Sir Skinboat challenge each other to an arm wrestle. Before the Knights knew it, Alec snaps poor Skinboats arm in 3 places. The drunken fools laugh at the one armed freak. Skinboat pulls his dagger out... with the left arm of course. Immediately cuts Alec's throat. Meanwhile Angello is draining the main vein. Holiday and Coulbert whisper "Let's push Angello out the window into the pile of horse shit". So they do, only to realize... He was pissing out of the 90ft window. Chaos is within the Castle. Lord Coulbert can only think about Generalkapitel Wesley and Orc arriving in this disaster. Coulbert thinks to himself "Good thing those selfish pricks are gone to drink with the Occitan''. He laughs and yells at the Remaining two Knights "keep drinking and tomorrow will be a new day!". So the drinking has begun once again. The Knights drink and drink and drink. Only will they realize... Chaos was actually within the boarders of the great castle of Slezkh...

 Somewhere else in Slezkh Castle...

 A hard working Laborer named Jack One was a carpenter many people loved. He was so joyful, enthusiastic,  and just a loving guy. That day he was working on the roof truss for the St. Marie church under the supervision of a man named Edward Palatro, another well respected man in this community of inbreeds. On that beautiful sunny day a very bad accident happened. The nails holding the truss gave out. Poor old Jack fell 35ft onto a cobble stone road. Fortunately he did not die, unfortunately he became a quadriplegic. Jack One was very depressed. Nearing death at the age of 51 he simply wanted a way out, but a good way out. He told his son Chumley he needed the doctor. Later that night the doctor stopped by. It was very dark in the house. The doc's face could not be visible. Jack asked for hard chemicals, so hard that he would see a  herd of Dionysus's. The Doctor had the right stuff. A drug called ROHYPNOL... this drug many people feared. Some people say they saw multiple bolts getting shot at them, or even getting their legs crushed by a gigantic horse or the worst: A myth, a very evil man with a Bec de Corbin. A man with very very dark armor. Some say he could cut 3 elite HoC warriors in half with one slice. Any how Jack One agreed to this chemical so Doc hooked him up. Before he took the drug he asked "What is your name?" All the doc said was, well, some drunken rank about a man named Kesh. Jack could not comprehend so he took the drug. Within minutes Jack had past away from a heart attack. The Doctor had no choice but to leave the scene immediately.


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Re: Notorious Traitorous Teutonics Vs Birdbrain Chaos
« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2013, 11:04:22 pm »
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Meanwhile in the high tower of Slezkh Castle...

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Re: Notorious Traitorous Teutonics Vs Birdbrain Chaos
« Reply #24 on: February 02, 2013, 12:38:49 am »
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Wesley, you forgot to add that jack was off somewhere...... Lifting things up... Then putting them down...... Then lifting them up..... Then putting it back down again.... Then lifting another thing up...... Then putting it back down again. Then proceeding to confuse other travelers with mathematical equations.
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Re: Notorious Traitorous Teutonics Vs Birdbrain Chaos
« Reply #25 on: February 02, 2013, 01:53:29 am »
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Boring otherwise... besides, Long hair don't care.

I mean yolo right

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Re: Notorious Traitorous Teutonics Vs Birdbrain Chaos
« Reply #26 on: February 02, 2013, 02:58:58 am »
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This thread is amazing so far! Full of lulz and I approve. This is how every war thread should go! Thank god for a good time and tons of xp!

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Re: Notorious Traitorous Teutonics Vs Birdbrain Chaos
« Reply #27 on: February 02, 2013, 04:22:35 am »
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Glorious battle. Lovely xp. Got your ass kicked. Expect more:D  :twisted:
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Re: Notorious Traitorous Teutonics Vs Birdbrain Chaos
« Reply #28 on: February 02, 2013, 04:31:30 am »
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Great battle, more to come. This is how everyone should roll Strategus!
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Re: Notorious Traitorous Teutonics Vs Birdbrain Chaos
« Reply #29 on: February 02, 2013, 04:59:17 am »
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