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Voting closed: January 26, 2013, 12:19:52 am

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Offline wayyyyyne

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Re: Looking for a wife
« Reply #15 on: January 19, 2013, 01:59:03 pm »
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you forgot to say the magic words, Leshma

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Re: Looking for a wife
« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2013, 12:28:40 am »
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Asca is female, gogog Leshma try your luck.
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Re: Looking for a wife
« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2013, 12:33:25 am »
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From what I heard, she's flat.

Vic would be okay, but she's too far from my place and not playing anymore.

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Re: Looking for a wife
« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2013, 02:44:39 am »
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From what I heard, she's flat.

Vic would be okay, but she's too far from my place and not playing anymore.

Vic is flat too.
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Re: Looking for a wife
« Reply #19 on: January 20, 2013, 12:33:55 pm »
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Fact : there are more "wife/partner of *player*" playing cRPG than single women.

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Re: Looking for a wife
« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2013, 12:53:05 pm »
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Haze looking for a wife too, doesn't matter if you are male/female. I'm gonna take a divorce after 1month and take 50% of your gold, looms and mental health, in words of Eddie Murphy "I WANT HALF!".
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Re: Looking for a wife
« Reply #21 on: January 20, 2013, 01:01:41 pm »
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From what I heard, she's flat.

Vic would be okay, but she's too far from my place and not playing anymore.

Ill share two wise Croatian proverbs concerning this:

Pica nema lica (A pussy has no face)
Rupa je rupa (A hole is a hole)
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Re: Looking for a wife
« Reply #22 on: January 20, 2013, 01:09:54 pm »
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I'll share three wise finnish proverbs concerning this:

Pillu se on pulullakin. (Even a pidgeon has a pussy)
Reikä se on rinkelilläkin. (There's a hole in the bagel also)
Ronkelit runkkaa. (Choosy goes for the hand)
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Re: Looking for a wife
« Reply #23 on: January 20, 2013, 01:21:27 pm »
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Looking for wife lvl 20-30 with Warrior class
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Re: Looking for a wife
« Reply #24 on: January 20, 2013, 03:35:11 pm »
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Tbh the perfect GF/Wife is something like this..


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Re: Looking for a wife
« Reply #25 on: January 20, 2013, 09:08:37 pm »
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oh ich hab ne schwester? lol hab sie immer für meinen bruder gehalten  :lol:

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Re: Looking for a wife
« Reply #26 on: January 20, 2013, 09:15:45 pm »
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My flatmate says: It is all about 200grams of pissed out meat (or something in similar, as in, the pussy is the same, no matter the package)  :mrgreen:

Goodluck Leshma, even tho, i think you might have better chance as gay.

PS: Asca is not THAT flat, come on.

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Re: Looking for a wife
« Reply #27 on: January 20, 2013, 09:37:31 pm »
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My flatmate says: It is all about 200grams of pissed out meat (or something in similar, as in, the pussy is the same, no matter the package)  :mrgreen:

Goodluck Leshma, even tho, i think you might have better chance as gay.

PS: Asca is not THAT flat, come on.

That's incredibly sexist and i will report you to the police
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Re: Looking for a wife
« Reply #28 on: January 20, 2013, 09:37:58 pm »
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That's incredibly sexist and i will report you to the police

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Re: Looking for a wife
« Reply #29 on: January 21, 2013, 07:58:58 am »
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A Mexican guy I once knew told me this:

En la noche todos los gatos son black in spanishs (At night all cats are black) - Meaning its all the same.
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