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What was your emotion the moment you've stop reading this thread?

Sadness (bro you suck so hard in life, get help pronto)
15 (24.2%)
Lawl bro you're hilarious, best joke I've heard in a while and at your expense, priceless
6 (9.7%)
Stop attention whoring bitch, you're not interesting anymore
18 (29%)
I feel ya, brah...
9 (14.5%)
No comment...
14 (22.6%)

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Voting closed: January 26, 2013, 12:19:52 am

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Offline Leshma

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Looking for a wife
« on: January 19, 2013, 12:12:36 am »
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I know this is not the best place to search for a life long partner but ever since my girlfriend left me I've been very lonely and these young girls don't understand me at all. My need to spend all available free time playing cRPG. Therefore, I have decided to try my luck in this community.

She has to be pretty, funny, high level, good with all weapons, balanced and to have decently sized rack. I can live with her bitchy side, I myself am bipolar so we'll work that out together. Having sense of humour would be awesome but I know that's very rare trait these days so I don't expect it or demand it.

Another condition, she has to be fertile. I want kids and I want them badly.

GAY STOP!


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Re: Looking for a wife
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2013, 12:20:00 am »
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Re: Looking for a wife
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2013, 12:23:19 am »
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Added wife search helper poll. My biological clock is ticking and I ain't getting any younger.

Call me gals, +381643267312

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Re: Looking for a wife
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2013, 12:25:25 am »
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girls in crpg community?
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Re: Looking for a wife
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2013, 12:56:02 am »
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Re: Looking for a wife
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2013, 01:25:16 am »
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Leshma you should become gay and marry Vibe.
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: Looking for a wife
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2013, 02:25:01 am »
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Re: Looking for a wife
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2013, 03:30:02 am »
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Wait what Leshma is a MAN????
Well I roleplayed gay for long time to get Asca attention as harmless one but it didnt help. I only attracted Tueten, Cicero and Grey Order...

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Re: Looking for a wife
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2013, 03:45:07 am »
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Leshma, I'll get a sex change and marry you if you give me half your looms and gold and exp.
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: Looking for a wife
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2013, 03:55:31 am »
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Ask gnjus to wear the wedding dress on and arrange an online marriage in the duel server.

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Re: Looking for a wife
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2013, 09:59:21 am »
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the warrpiest will do the wedding!

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Re: Looking for a wife
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2013, 10:06:11 am »
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bring bak crossdressing,  schnell schnell!
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Re: Looking for a wife
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2013, 10:15:42 am »
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Silly shemales...
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Re: Looking for a wife
« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2013, 12:18:47 pm »
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bring bak crossdressing,  schnell schnell!

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Re: Looking for a wife
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2013, 12:53:00 pm »
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im gay
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But he'll be around somewhere between Heaven and The Devil, because neither of them will take him in, and he'll be farting loudly and singing a filthy song.

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