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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #45 on: December 31, 2012, 03:35:07 am »
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You dont play c-rpg, c-rpg plays you.
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But he'll be around somewhere between Heaven and The Devil, because neither of them will take him in, and he'll be farting loudly and singing a filthy song.

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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #46 on: January 04, 2013, 12:05:42 am »
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GK_Master_Cavalry is always the last person alive.
hmm i liked this .. :P

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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #47 on: January 04, 2013, 12:21:43 am »
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Gnjus started a clan and did not disband it, Prpavi didn't rage, Panos didn't get banned in three months, Molly didn't post anything on forums for three days, someone stopped Umbra from having fun, Kriza wasn't depressed about ranged, chadz delivered a patch on time, Asca came to TS sober, Shpritza was playing un-stoned, Reyiz got poor, kingrimm won Strategus, Bjord didn't attention seek, Boerlander said something interesting, Gnjus pronounced 'Strategus' correctly, dado stopped being Bosnian, Corwin learned how to play.

And yeah, Chuck Norris came and kicked everyone's ass.
I mean, what have you got to lose? You know, you come from nothing, you're going back to nothing, what have you lost? Nothing!

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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #48 on: January 04, 2013, 12:23:41 am »
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Gnjus started a clan and did not disband it, Prpavi didn't rage, Panos didn't get banned in three months, Molly didn't post anything on forums for three days, someone stopped Umbra from having fun, Kriza wasn't depressed about ranged, chadz delivered a patch on time, Asca came to TS sober, Shpritza was playing un-stoned, Reyiz got poor, kingrimm won Strategus, Bjord didn't attention seek, Boerlander said something interesting, Gnjus pronounced 'Strategus' correctly, dado stopped being Bosnian, Corwin learned how to play.

And yeah, Chuck Norris came and kicked everyone's ass.

tl;dr  :mrgreen:
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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #49 on: January 04, 2013, 12:38:32 am »
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Gnjus started a clan and did not disband it, Prpavi didn't rage, Panos didn't get banned in three months, Molly didn't post anything on forums for three days, someone stopped Umbra from having fun, Kriza wasn't depressed about ranged, chadz delivered a patch on time, Asca came to TS sober, Shpritza was playing un-stoned, Reyiz got poor, kingrimm won Strategus, Bjord didn't attention seek, Boerlander said something interesting, Gnjus pronounced 'Strategus' correctly, dado stopped being Bosnian, Corwin learned how to play.

And yeah, Chuck Norris came and kicked everyone's ass.

haha good one  :mrgreen:
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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #50 on: January 04, 2013, 01:40:58 am »
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someone didnt post cat in meow thread just to get +

i once got - in meow thread

real life is better than crpg
people are like potatoes, they come in different shapes and sizes and they all are beautifull
masturbating while looking in a mirror isnt wrong unless its the rear view mirror and you are driving a school buss.

it doesnt matter if you are happiest person or an unfortunate weeper, a powerfull beast or a terrifying creature. we are all equal, in the eyes of the reaper.

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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #51 on: January 04, 2013, 02:29:51 am »
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Investigation journalists Nessaj and Agantyr found out the truth behind all the top hats and monocles.

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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #52 on: January 04, 2013, 02:41:43 am »
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Greys don't cheat, they just have a lot of family members.

I once saw a grey using a shield without a spammitar.

GTX doesn't GTX he just has computer problems.

GTX GTXs less then twice a day.

I once saw a GK on siege.
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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #53 on: January 04, 2013, 02:56:32 am »
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- I once saw Ivani4 speaking English.

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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #54 on: January 04, 2013, 03:41:34 am »
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i once thought it is panos on his avatar
people are like potatoes, they come in different shapes and sizes and they all are beautifull
masturbating while looking in a mirror isnt wrong unless its the rear view mirror and you are driving a school buss.

it doesnt matter if you are happiest person or an unfortunate weeper, a powerfull beast or a terrifying creature. we are all equal, in the eyes of the reaper.

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« Reply #55 on: January 04, 2013, 03:46:36 am »
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An autoblocker once gave a detailed and sincere account of its usage

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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #56 on: January 04, 2013, 04:28:17 am »
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An autoblocker once gave a detailed and sincere account of its usage

They all told the truth!!!

all autoblocker used it only once to test it!!
So the new response to ranged ragers is not "get a shield", it is "learn to chamber ranged nub!"
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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #57 on: January 04, 2013, 04:35:30 am »
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2handers are UP.
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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #58 on: January 04, 2013, 05:06:17 am »
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Native has way better gameplay.


Owait c-rpg jokes, right..

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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #59 on: January 04, 2013, 06:35:44 am »
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nords never retreat, they just charge in another direction :wink:
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