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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2012, 12:57:02 pm »
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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2012, 01:07:51 pm »
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- I once saw a Grey with only 10 cd keys.

- I once saw a ninja not spamming his katana

- I once saw Shokoshugi fighting melee
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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #17 on: December 29, 2012, 01:10:32 pm »
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- I once saw GTX finishing a whole duel  :lol:
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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #18 on: December 29, 2012, 01:35:09 pm »
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I have 11 PS, c-rpg is too slow :mad:

A Grey got spammed by a pike.


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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #19 on: December 29, 2012, 01:36:37 pm »
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A Grey got spammed by a pike.

A Dalhi clone did not tried to left swing spam me today.

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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #20 on: December 29, 2012, 01:39:20 pm »
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A Dalhi clone did not tried to left swing spam me today.


- I have seen Kinngrimm`s shield break,twice.

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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #21 on: December 29, 2012, 02:33:26 pm »
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glaive needs a buff.
I loot corpses of their golden teeth.
But he'll be around somewhere between Heaven and The Devil, because neither of them will take him in, and he'll be farting loudly and singing a filthy song.

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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #22 on: December 29, 2012, 02:35:18 pm »
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I played on eu1 with no ranged

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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #23 on: December 29, 2012, 02:37:56 pm »
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People would still play rageball if it was terrible xp wise.

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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #24 on: December 29, 2012, 04:48:45 pm »
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GTX lost a duel and said good fight to his opponent

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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #25 on: December 29, 2012, 05:39:21 pm »
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It's impossible to make archer builds that can fight in melee.
Giving archers 10 free weight so they could wear armor did make archers choose kiting over melee.
2h is UP, nerf those overpowered fast hiltslashing lolstabbing turkfeinting 1h.
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #26 on: December 29, 2012, 05:51:28 pm »
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Ivani4 never misses a block. He might be a haxor.
Well I roleplayed gay for long time to get Asca attention as harmless one but it didnt help. I only attracted Tueten, Cicero and Grey Order...

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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #27 on: December 29, 2012, 06:58:45 pm »
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Vincent_Ruth never played full plate with a Flamberge!

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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #28 on: December 29, 2012, 07:10:46 pm »
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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #29 on: December 29, 2012, 08:04:31 pm »
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