The amazing thing to me is that it couldn't be entirely difficult to remedy this situation. You've got dozens of fine Americlaps willing to throw ameribucks at the problem; it's not financial. I don't imagine that ordering or renting a server based in Clapistan is too tricky even if you live in Yuroville. So, here's the possible situations as I see it:
1. The devs refuse to read the many, many topics about this. Almost impossible.
2. The devs have been thinking about the perfect way to fix this for many, many months and refuse to take any action until a FINAL SOLUTION is created. Also unlikely.
3. The devs enjoy the pain and suffering of clapistani scum such as ourselves. The problem is not a problem after all, but a simple feature insuring good laughs from across the pond. Highly likely.