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The end of BIRD CLAN?
« on: December 20, 2012, 10:57:57 pm »
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The notorious hero_party, noted for their love of "big battles between similar sized factions" while simultaneously attacking factions a third their size, are on the march again.  And again they are invading a faction a third their size.  Just now a shiny 1k army is laying siege to the peaceful village of Dhibbain.  Another 1k army is marching towards Caraf castle.  Smoothrich has just been spotted in the distance with another 1k army.  He is currently hiding in the Occitan fief of Tilimsal, though it is unknown to BIRD CLAN if our neighbour is harbouring our enemy knowingly.  It is speculated a few more armies of the same size are also heading over from the other side of the desert.

BIRD CLAN is a small clan, but a proud clan.  We have only just recovered from the last invasion, done in a sickeningly opportunistic manner during a transitional phase where we were weakest and greatly outnumbered, by hero_party, who recruits people from cRPG to grind troops and gold for them in exchange for use of their heirlooms.  People who don't even play strat aside from breeding more soldiers to populate their machine of hate and bigotry.  Due to their unsavoury method of troop population they have massive amounts of troops they can throw at us.

I don't know if BIRD CLAN will make it through this invasion.  But we will fight to the end.  Hopefully decent battle times will be made and most of us will actually be able to fight.  The fiefs that hero_party take will still belong to BIRD CLAN, and will eventually be retaken, so keep that in mind as hero_party tries to cash out and flee:  the fiefs you buy are not theirs to sell and will not be yours to keep.

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Re: The end of BIRD CLAN?
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2012, 11:12:32 pm »
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we fly together, we die together.  BAD BIRDS for life.

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Re: The end of BIRD CLAN?
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2012, 11:15:42 pm »
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hero_party, who recruits people from cRPG to grind troops and gold for them in exchange for use of their heirlooms. 


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Re: The end of BIRD CLAN?
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2012, 11:21:28 pm »
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Lulz.  Seriously someone should just post FCC's list - it puts theirs to shame.  More importantly many items are not being used by anyone so you dont have to wait in line like their faction to be able to use the more popular items - just need to ask and you can use anything here.

Also, BIRD clan - stand strong - BIRD power shall always overcome the tyranny of the arrogant.
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Re: The end of BIRD CLAN?
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2012, 11:23:19 pm »
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Lulz.  Seriously someone should just post FCC's list - it puts theirs to shame.  More importantly many items are not being used by anyone so you dont have to wait in line like their faction to be able to use the more popular items - just need to ask and you can use anything here.

Also, BIRD clan - stand strong - BIRD power shall always overcome the tyranny of the arrogant.

You don't need to ask to use looms here though. Or wait in line.
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Re: The end of BIRD CLAN?
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2012, 11:30:50 pm »
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looking at that list just shows poophammer is the only person allowed to borrow stuff
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Re: The end of BIRD CLAN?
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2012, 11:31:00 pm »
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Lulz.  Seriously someone should just post FCC's list - it puts theirs to shame.  More importantly many items are not being used by anyone so you dont have to wait in line like their faction to be able to use the more popular items - just need to ask and you can use anything here.

Also, BIRD clan - stand strong - BIRD power shall always overcome the tyranny of the arrogant.

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22:29 - a REDACTED irl: we've got about 130 loomed items
22:29 - a REDACTED irl: vs their 120
22:29 - a REDACTED irl: we have more +3s than them
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Re: The end of BIRD CLAN?
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2012, 11:38:13 pm »
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Lulz.  Seriously someone should just post FCC's list - it puts theirs to shame.  More importantly many items are not being used by anyone so you dont have to wait in line like their faction to be able to use the more popular items - just need to ask and you can use anything here.

Also, BIRD clan - stand strong - BIRD power shall always overcome the tyranny of the arrogant.

Everyone is rank 9+ so there is no waiting on line or asking anyone. Although common courtesy says dont take peoples looms when they are on. Unless they are your looms.

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Re: The end of BIRD CLAN?
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2012, 12:19:42 am »
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22:29 - a REDACTED irl: we've got about 130 loomed items
22:29 - a REDACTED irl: vs their 120
22:29 - a REDACTED irl: we have more +3s than them


Lulz - I love how you guys always use "REDACTED" when you make stuff up
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Re: The end of BIRD CLAN?
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2012, 12:25:45 am »
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Suddenly; the massive factions have taken over the thread to determine whos internet dick is larger. How many more threads shall be consumed before this reckless plague halts?

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Re: The end of BIRD CLAN?
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2012, 12:32:14 am »
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Suddenly; the massive factions have taken over the thread to determine whos internet dick is larger. How many more threads shall be consumed before this reckless plague halts?

The only way to end it is by casting Smoothrich into the fires of Mount Doom.  And Partyboy, you have my bow.

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Re: The end of BIRD CLAN?
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2012, 01:38:41 am »
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Perennial underdogs hero_party fight another battle against multi-clan alliance FCC and BIRD CLAN.

They have plate, they have cavalry, they have ranged.
And us with only our pure skill and a willingness to try our best.

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Re: The end of BIRD CLAN?
« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2012, 01:40:16 am »
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Yeah I heard that's exactly how it went down.  redacted told me.
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Re: The end of BIRD CLAN?
« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2012, 01:43:24 am »
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Yeah I heard that's exactly how it went down.  redacted told me.
I don't know about weapons, but you had more/better armor than us, and Rohy didn't really pay any money for his army, it is all loot he has received from his battles!
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Re: The end of BIRD CLAN?
« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2012, 01:44:07 am »
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yo blackzilla are you set on autoattack?  or can you wait like an hour?
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