Dave I never hated you, I didn't hate you when i showed you how to abuse a wall on one map, I didn't hate you when you were asking for my ban in chat, and I never hated you every time I -1'd a post I disagreed with that you made, which was quite a lot, and as I'm frequently muted -1ing is the only way I can state that I disagree besides getting some bitch to type things for me (like Gnjus gets Benkai to).
Also that joke isn't something exclusive to Ruskies, there is also some English version which is slightly altered.