That awkward moment when..

[Lordras]

That awkward moment when you walk up to and opponent and you and him are both waiting for the first player to attack ending in a blocking standoff.

[Tears of Destiny]

Take a swing.


The best defense is a good offense, why would you wait for him to attack if he is blocking?

[Boerenlater]

That awkard moment when you walk up to the bicycle of the girl you like and you get caught when sniffing her seat.

[WITCHCRAFT]

When you are trying to kill a riderless horse so enemy cav doesn't steal it, but your teamate jumps on as you land the killing blow. Then they stare at you for about five seconds before reporting you for teamwounding.

[Kuujis]

...you run up to the opponent with your weapon in charged swing possition - and he too.
...then you decide to block - and he too.
...then you decide to swing (as someone said - best defence, aye?  ) - and he does too.
...and you both end up dead: me TK'ed by archer, he - lanced by friendly cav. Both happen at pretty much the same moment.

Then both of you have something to talk about while the battle rages on 

[agweber]

...you're ranged with a projectile drawn walking backwards while an enemy shielder slowly approaches and you're waiting for them to put their shield down for you to shoot when suddenly you get teambumped and then die to a projectile as the shielder jumps into the air and right-swings your allies head right off of their cav.
Talk about a run-on

...you go to kick your friend at the beginning of the match and somehow you manage to kick a peasant in the face and he looks at you and then reports you.

[Macropus]

That awkward moment when you see DaveUKR fighting multiple enemies and decide to help him......

[Arrowblood]

...  you are on top of the scoreboard and a  bolt or arrow penetrates your brain at the start of the round.

[Kelugarn]

When you're trying to hug an enemy and your team kills him, despite how many times you tell them that you two are in love.

[Havoco]

That awkward moment when u find out the person ur hitting has the banner glitch

[Osiris]

that awkward moment when your top of eu1 and wonder where all the good players are

[Froto_the_Loc]

...You kick someone but miss the slash.

[TurmoilTom]

That awkward moment when you get knockdown on the guy you're fighting, but he sinks into the ground so that you can't hit him again or chain a kick.

[Arrowblood]

... when you start spending more time on forum than playing.

[TurmoilTom]

... when you start spending more time on forum than playing.

In my defense, I personally think the forum is more entertaining than the mod.