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ARE YOU FAITHFUL!?!?!

AL-HAMDU LILLAHI RABBIL 'ALAMIN!
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ALLAHU AKBAAAAAR!
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Niemand is a filthy chocolate chip cookie
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Author Topic: JIHAD ON USLUM AND SHULUS AGAINST EVIL chocolate chip cookie PARTY (FIRST NA CROSSOVER EU WAR!!!)  (Read 12493 times)

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Every young Jihadist who wants to join this epic spiritual journey and road to victory join the strat faction and ALLAHU AKBAR!


>>>>> http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfofaction&id=285   <<<<<<

Apply with the link and i'll accept you.
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HAHAHA this made me laugh so hard  :mrgreen:

D: but also cry
dont you love me anymore tears? </3
See, Vibe is the only one who care about you!
Oh, and good luck Berenger!
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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THE JIHAD IS ACCEPTING ANY FORMER KUTT WHO WANT TO HELP, FOR THE REASONS OF, LOOTING, BEING FAITHFUL, OR GLORY.

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1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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The Germs are plotting against us!
http://forum.meleegaming.com/deutsches-forum/anti-niemand-allianz/msg623329/?boardseen#new
Sorry to say, I'm somewhat of a germophobe, we must impose a quarantine.  On topic though, this may be an issue for the jihad, but twill only be a stepping stone.

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The Germs are plotting against us!
http://forum.meleegaming.com/deutsches-forum/anti-niemand-allianz/msg623329/?boardseen#new

Don't worry. Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen. Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. CotgS friends, are walking into a trap, as is their carebear friends . It was I who allowed the Cold Front Alliance to know the location of our invasion point. It is quite safe from their pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best troops awaits them.

Oh, I'm afraid the IED's will be quite operational when your friends arrive Niemand.
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I'm pretty sure everyone knows which side I'll choose
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I'm pretty sure everyone knows which side I'll choose
Allahu ackbar?
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Final solution: Die by Jihad

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The bump of faith.

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This war has been a long time coming, go git em Berenger.  Niemand is either a chocolate chip cookie or a fuckwad troll.  He deserves to be attacked either way.

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Uslum wont be a second Stalingrad the German troops will defend it and start a big summer offence  :mrgreen:
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The Germs are plotting against us!
http://forum.meleegaming.com/deutsches-forum/anti-niemand-allianz/msg623329/?boardseen#new

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1. dont use google.translater  :rolleyes:
2. check who and which big amount of germans replied on that thread  :wink:



This war has been a long time coming, go git em Berenger. Niemand is either a chocolate chip cookie or a fuckwad troll. He deserves to be attacked either way.



so i suggest to attack as well:

- panos (RIP)
- bjord
- tears of destiny
- chadz

and CountBerenger :wink: :wink: :wink:



Uslum wont be a second Stalingrad the German troops will defend it and start a big summer offence  :mrgreen:

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« Last Edit: December 06, 2012, 09:00:48 pm by Tuetensuppe »
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yes thats the problem, no more nice clans, everyone acts like theyre the real thing but all are just greedy backstabbing arrogant sons of bitches

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is berenger muted for this thread? lolz

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Alright, I will make only this one statement-post to this situation. I didnt want to and simply watched this thread, but right now I feel like it.

First thing: Call me what you want, as long as you tell it straight to my face. You did with this thread, so you have my respect for that.
Second thing: I dont fucking care about your trolling. This is really amusing. ;)
Third thing: Most of my allies and people that run into me from time to time know, that I am an arrogant, trolling arsehole but not a chocolate chip cookie. This was already said by different people and what no_rules_just_play said was true: I kicked people for racism/antisemitism out of the clan. If you still wanna believe I am a chocolate chip cookie: have fun with it. At least I dont hurt your feelings when I post shit on the forums.
Fourth thing: Yeah, Berenger, feel free to gather yourself a little army and come at us. But fight fair and at fair times. Since I guess you want a good battle with lots of exp and fun, too. I dont have the need to fight you, but I will if you are showing up in the green Lands. To be honest I am thrilled to see what you have... I guess it will be an army of around 2000 men, armed with stones, wearing nothing then a turban... but I am hoping for a real (edit: equip-wise) army, because slaughtering some naked men feels kinda wrong and is more annoying then fun.
Fifth thing: I do not hide behind my allies or any other factions. I like to achieve my stuff myself and have not asked anyone for backup. As far as I remember I even told kinngrimm to stay out of this. (Rostersupport is alright, I guess.)
Fifthandahalf thing: The thread in the german forums you posted asked if they should make a little alliance for me, against my enemies. I told them not to.
Fifthandthreequarter thing: The one thing I did was accepting the offer of a NA-faction, that offered me to send in a little troop. I think its better if the fight stays NA vs. NA, because its more fair. I dont know if they will do it and I wont be mad if they dont.
Sixth thing: I had lots of plans to answer your "Jihad" and people did bring in lots of suggestions for that. Like changing my clan to a Rastafari-Clan or playing the evil chocolate chip cookie for you(r amusement) or Joining your Jihad against the evil chocolate chip cookies. But in the end CotgS exists over 2 years now. We have our pride "for our clan" (dunno if thats grammatically expressed correctly) and we are fitting together pretty well, even if we do not rock the battlefields (except for some exceptions => Ayween). And it would be wrong not to face you head-on.
Seventh thing: All those trolling strat-screenshots are wrong. We are not planning to expand. We are quite happy in our green lands. We got two villages for our 20+ assigned faction-members, means ~10 members for each village. I think that is fair. I even declined the request of kinngrimm to take lead over another one or two villages.

So with this, I want to thank you guys for amusing me with this thread... Berenger for his great friendship and the plotting of this thread via steam (just kidding! :D)... and I want to thank all those that did side with me, I didnt expect most you to do that. ;)

Always remember: This is just a game. Fairplay and safety first. Strat is not everything in life! (at least I hope that for you... Oo) ;)

Good Moaning, Ladies.
Solbless!
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