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Re: BAN Merc_Bjord
« Reply #45 on: November 27, 2012, 09:42:53 pm »
You run an allied teammate over, almost get him killed, then QQ because justice was dealt.

How many topics have we had where idiot cav always fuck melee up and the majority of the time it's allied teammates they fuck over not enemy as you cav my old friends shy away from anything pointed and so run your allies over.

A lot of people would've kkilled your horse, however because it's Bjord it's such a huge thing.

Pitiful, really fucking pitiful

it is bannable, plus your hate towards cav is appealing to me. its like archers: you see them only when they th you or when they kill you (when in enemy team) but you never think about the countless times THEY ACTUALLY SAVE YOUR MISERABLE LIFE. and that is because you dont see them, they are always behind you unless when they accidentally th you or when they kill you as an enemy.
you sir, are pitiful. you should learn how hard it is to avoid some zigzagging infantery guy, you try to save them but they just jump infront of your horse.
im not cav myself, but i played it. how about you?

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Re: BAN Merc_Bjord
« Reply #46 on: November 27, 2012, 10:46:02 pm »
You seem to have a very active imagination, no_rules. And judging by your name, some real awesome creativity too.

So such a man as yourself should be able to think of a scenario where cavalry should stay the fuck away instead of just mindlessly charging into a blob of players, be they teammate or enemy. Kenda and his ill-maneuvred horse manifested out of no where as I'm fighting in a patch of forest, full of trees in a rather dense formation.

If you're going to head into such an area you should at the least be mindful. But no, Kenda being as competent as he is, he rides me over first and then only one of the 2 guys I'm fighting. The other guy manages to hit me twice, as he had already begun one swing when he bumped me and then another one as I'm downed. As I get up with 1/3 of my hp left, the bumped enemy has also gotten up and is allowed to land a free hit.
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Re: BAN Merc_Bjord
« Reply #47 on: November 27, 2012, 11:02:51 pm »
Id say give Bjordy another chance. I too am infantry and so I too feel the pain when a shithead teammate horseman runs you over and you die. Or bumps you for many rounds in a row.  It sucks ass and frankly I aswell have managed to barely contain myself from killing a teammates horse. Seriuslly kenda, kick poll of banpoll for 1h should have been enough. You probably got him killed aswell with those bumps. Those may not count as TKs or THs, but really they should.

I agree to an extent but there's a difference between unintentional and intentional TKS, THS etc. Bjord getting another chance? He has been given plenty. I think, and im sure alot of people would agree with me, that he has already used them all up.

You seem to have a very active imagination, no_rules. And judging by your name, some real awesome creativity too.

So such a man as yourself should be able to think of a scenario where cavalry should stay the fuck away instead of just mindlessly charging into a blob of players, be they teammate or enemy. Kenda and his ill-maneuvred horse manifested out of no where as I'm fighting in a patch of forest, full of trees in a rather dense formation.

If you're going to head into such an area you should at the least be mindful. But no, Kenda being as competent as he is, he rides me over first and then only one of the 2 guys I'm fighting. The other guy manages to hit me twice, as he had already begun one swing when he bumped me and then another one as I'm downed. As I get up with 1/3 of my hp left, the bumped enemy has also gotten up and is allowed to land a free hit.

It was actually not completely in the forest, it was by the road. I remember clearly the fence to your left at the time and trees off to your right. There was nothing i couldve done except for stoping my horse leading to certain death.
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Re: BAN Merc_Bjord
« Reply #48 on: November 28, 2012, 01:46:22 am »
Are you fucking stoned or something? Didn't you read my previous post? In over two years now I've been banned two times (to my recollection) for teamwounding/teamkilling, and one of those were by nuffen (I tried to hit a teammate at the end of a round with a Great Maul but missed, banned for 3d). There's been no "thin ice" for me on that ground. So these "plenty chances" you speak of is actually only one, which was the kinngrimm-ordeal.

I really don't see what you think this will accomplish, but rest assured that you've accomplished to make yourself look rather pathetic.

And once again, let me state that I don't think that I am above the rules. I know I broke the rules, I just didn't think you'd blow it out of proportion with a ban request.

It's not my fault that you've been playing for half a year and still can't play.
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Re: BAN Merc_Bjord
« Reply #49 on: November 28, 2012, 01:51:10 am »
Don't ban Bjord. He really is a ass but also a asset to the game.

Nothing the devs do even the spin nerf makes me cringe more then when we lose a player to anything less then blatant cheating

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Re: BAN Merc_Bjord
« Reply #50 on: November 28, 2012, 02:05:17 am »
And all you infantry guys out, don't you know the feeling Bjord had? Don't you ever feel a strong urge to kill your "teammates" horse after getting bumped in all retarded ways possible? Fuck if tking horses after getting teambumped was allowed, maybe cav players would get out of their tunnel vision rampage.
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Re: BAN Merc_Bjord
« Reply #51 on: November 28, 2012, 06:18:49 am »
it is bannable, plus your hate towards cav is appealing to me. its like archers: you see them only when they th you or when they kill you (when in enemy team) but you never think about the countless times THEY ACTUALLY SAVE YOUR MISERABLE LIFE. and that is because you dont see them, they are always behind you unless when they accidentally th you or when they kill you as an enemy.
you sir, are pitiful. you should learn how hard it is to avoid some zigzagging infantery guy, you try to save them but they just jump infront of your horse.
im not cav myself, but i played it. how about you?

I for one do give kudos to cav that do save my miserable lives countless times and praise them. But some cavplayers arent really there to save your ass, but just there to kill you. Again, as infantry I bet all of you have felt the urge to kill a teammates horse, when he accidentaly ran you over a couple of times. Happened to all of us.

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Re: BAN Merc_Bjord
« Reply #52 on: November 28, 2012, 06:24:22 am »
Bjord it doesn't matter if you don't have any previous bans for teamkilling and two bans are already something.
But it doesn't matters like I said you had your essay ban and for everyone (after their essay ban) they are not allowed to make any rulebreaking stuff or they'll get permabanned and yoir teamhitting counts as rulebreaking....
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Re: BAN Merc_Bjord
« Reply #53 on: November 28, 2012, 07:01:57 am »
its not just the person hes fighting with can danger him while he s bumped. arbalest my old friends and archers can easily shoot a bumped target from a long distance. so it might happen like that. anyways bjord does it all wrong. he shouldnt swear and teamhit. he should just do one of them so he cant get detected ;)
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Re: BAN Merc_Bjord
« Reply #54 on: November 28, 2012, 09:24:01 am »
This thread is gold, it has kept me busy for 20 min.
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Re: BAN Merc_Bjord
« Reply #55 on: November 28, 2012, 09:56:25 am »
Every thread with Bjord as a theme is always fun to read.
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Re: BAN Merc_Bjord
« Reply #56 on: November 28, 2012, 10:18:16 am »
I get bjord.  if I would get him killed by my bump,  I´d not rage at him for killing my horse. 

its a gay move on his side but even gayer to request a ban for something like that.  kick poll and its done.
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Re: BAN Merc_Bjord
« Reply #57 on: November 28, 2012, 10:34:26 am »
Ban requests are gay in general.

Unless someone cheats.
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Re: BAN Merc_Bjord
« Reply #58 on: November 28, 2012, 10:50:47 am »
Ban requests are gay in general.

Unless someone cheats.
Really? Even if some assholes teamhit/teamkill on purpose, open the gate on siege, ruin the fun for everyone else?

Anyway, in current stage the last thing mod needs is perma-banning players. And stop being dicks toward cav, I'm getting teamhit by melee players all the time, it happens, no need to cry. But when some melee guy get hit by cav or archer everyone whines like a pussy.

kick poll and its done.
 
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Re: BAN Merc_Bjord
« Reply #59 on: November 28, 2012, 01:34:06 pm »
You are bumped by mate... press M and stop being Team Hiter of Hell.... simple....  :mrgreen:

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