I, Arys Oakheart, promise to uphold and defend the Good Thing. These current NA admins are obviously part of the Bad Thing, for I, Great Boozer 2012, haven't even been muted! I shall give the community the late night drunken adminship that is necessary to uphold great justice on NA 1. I shall ride gloriously on my Champion Sumpter, enabling me to survey the entire map in a short amount of time. Team wounds will become extinct. Team kills will be dealt with in the same manner Captain Planet deals with Republicans. I also promise, that I shall change my name to Sheriff Oakheart, and my banhammer shall be the 1 handed Goedendag from atop Betsy.
