dont you have gay duties to be attending to squire cikel
Hey
daruvian oh sorry I meant chadwick I tried reading your rp. In my opinion it was pretty shit. I think you think it was shit too, and I'm surprised you referenced it. Hows that "biology" major of yours coming along by the dubs? Gonna get a job in that new biology factory they got out in mizzuri? You know I was just remarking to a friend the other day about the real shortage of biology majors we have in the US right now.
In my eyes your post killed the rp. The rp we had so much fun fucking around with. Bleh fuck you for that. I didn't get any laughs from it - but obviously humor is subjective. Thing is I find that we all had a pretty similar sense of humor- which leads me to believe that if I didn't find it funny then it really wasn't your best work. I mean I upvoted it because you bothered to throw my name in there but seriously? Where were the jokes? I got an RP for you in the spirit of the one you made for me:
The Actual Tales of the Gay Knight and Cikel
Daruvian oops i mean
chadwick (and seriously chadwick is the gayest sounding name I have EVER heard. It just has that bundle of sticksry pizzaz to it that you find in a gay-asshole loving pornstar. Maybe that's why you're such a huge bundle of sticks? Names do define people) sat at his desk... alone. He thought about that girl he had sex with that one time. You guys remember? When he quit the game, made that huge gay ass post in general chat, and then came crawling back. He had claimed that he found a job, did well in school, and found a girl. Then why did he only sleep once with the "girl"? We never heard about "her" again.
There's two possibilities:
1) she was a repulsive fuck that only a short little bundle of sticks like chaddybitch could sucker up.
2) he proved completely inadequate in bed - either unable to get his dick hard enough to penetrate or came immediately when it brushed against "her" leg.
3) I lied there are three posibilites. Actually there are probably an infinite amount. But this one is that HE TOLD A LIE ABOUT MEETING A GIRL!!!!!.
"I should give that nasty ass ratchet hoe a call" thought daruvian.
He went to sleep that night with thoughts of his job the following morning: making sandwiches and slicing meat for people that were better than him. A tear slowly streaked down his cheek as he thought about his failure of nursing school. What had gone wrong? It wasn't particularly challenging. But then again we're talking about daruvian- aka- "put 'chadick' in my butt please". Did he give up on his dream of being a murse(not a typo male nurse)? At least he was guaranteed a job with his biology degree..... Those student loans would be paid off in no time.
Meanwhile cikel was at his respective desk. "Fucking friends" he thought "why are they still legal?" Was cikel doing much better than daruvian? Who cares. Success is debatable. One things for sure: he wasn't trying at ALL. Which makes it even more hilarious. He was secure in the knowledge that if he ever wanted to be successful- the road would be paved for him. He just wished he could masturbate in peace.
Anyways it's been fun reading what you guys write. When I said I was going to quit crpg I did- that was almost a year ago today. Now's the time to formally say peace. To the crpg community at least. I still play dota... you could you know hit me up on steam sometime. (Do you still play dota?) I'd come into team speak but the domain name switched so there's that. Also I don't think you guys are going to tell me what it is LOL that's ok still got love for the streets.
Daruvian . You probably have a super hot girlfriend, and you got an awesome internship at some research lab. Good for you! I'm sure none of what I said is true- just like how I don't suck your dick and never would. I'd let you fuck me in the ass real talk but sucking guys dicks just doesn't do it for me. I actually jerked my friend off once while his girlfriend watched but he was really, really good looking and she was really fucking hot. He also sold some pure as fuck MDMA and used to smoke me up for free in his penthouse apartment overlooking the city.
Eddy I miss your cute fucking voice. It really was cute. You are just too cute. I'd let you fuck me in the ass too.
Sandy.. let's be real i'd fuck your throat and then cum in your hair while I pull it over your eyes, all the while hoping some got passed your hippie main and landed sweetly in your sight orifices. You deserve it for being such a good boy.
Mr pink is straight and gross. I'd pee on his leg though. Pink doesn't come here anymore? Well that mother fucker has TWO kids now. He fucked up LOL. 2 kids are you fucking INSANE my man. Shit. He's still alive right?
Jack your voice always reminded me of hannibal lecter. If you go on a killing spree that would literally make me laugh out loud. Please do. Wait until you're a cop so you only get "unpaid leave" and make sure its a bunch of blackies or mexicans.
I'm out : D later frisia we had some fun! I'm going to spend a week or two sending pm's to the various characters i've come across in this game but im out of the clan thread.
Eat shit and die
Kill Whitey
My life for aiur
Cikel
PS the greeks invented anal sex
PPS the guy who invented the unreal engine lives in my neighborhood.
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