HoC Declares WAR unto Malta!

[Inglorious]

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No official statement has been brought forward from either side, but as of 2 hours ago, a group of 1200 soldiers surrounded the unprotected village that is Malta!

600 of the soldiers boldly entered the village with the intent to pillage, rape the women, and replace the young sons of Malta that reside within the village with a new seed!
A hound seed!

This is all a live report from the City of Durquba Watchtower News (CDQWN) - Signing off

[Inglorious]

This just in, TKoV funded the taking of Malta in order to pacify them for when TKoV comes for Chevalier territory!


Does the treachery of the Velucan Empire know no bounds!

[Hobb]

Mines better

[Inglorious]

Mines better

Debatable 

Good luck to the Velucan Empire

[Hobb]

Yea its going be painfull for you, but you can really only blame yourself.we will make sure the rest of the battles will be primetime, bruttus was severly flogged for his 11 attack :p

[Kirbyy]

Oh no! I was attacked by the alleged person who also said he'd report me for racism!

[BoneSaw]

Kirby you were attacked because of your weird attitude and the fact that nobody gives two squirts of piss about you.  Grab your sword and try to have some fun.

[Kirbyy]

Kirby you were attacked because of your weird attitude and the fact that nobody gives two squirts of piss about you.  Grab your sword and try to have some fun.

That's why I'm told that my name is mentioned in your TS every 5 minutes.  And this is diplomacy forum, I am having fun.

[Kirbyy]

Came to your TS to try to make some social peace saying 'We both had our faults' and you told me that you were right and I was wrong and 'I'll drag you into the sand'  Jesus christ, I try to make this a fun war and you neglect it and egg on for some more video game conflict that isn't meant to be there.  It's just sad.  I hope you have happy hunting, just like King Robert you're going to miss the boar at some point.

(Game of thrones fans )

[SMEGMAR]

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[Kirbyy]

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Came to your TS to try to make some social peace saying 'We both had our faults'

[SMEGMAR]

fun war and you neglect it and egg

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[Mordred1622]

I'll have a clean hug war with you if you want.

[Kirbyy]

I'll have a clean hug war with you if you want.

"No Hugs during battle"

[Mordred1622]

It's settled then. We shall have our hug war after the battle!