I heard tales of a great dictator in the east, who forces his men to work like slaves for no pay and when they ask simple requests to use items from the vast armoury, their voices were shot down for only 1 man is allowed access in this dictatorship.
I heard these tales, and I answered the prayers of the men living under this phantom dictator, we will drive forth on our cataphracts of freedom and bring voting, laws, mcdonalds and more to the desert.
To you who prayed I say, convert, REBEL! I am calling all US patriots to sign up for me BADPLAYER as I bring democracy to the desert, this is your chance to make a difference in the world(of strategus)
