As a peacefull trader passing through KUTT lands, I was savagely attacked by them for NO reason AT ALL! except a small war
So sign up for the teutonic side in the upcoming battle of KUTTs VS Teutonic Knights for the RIGHT side! The Teutonic knights. Don't help the aggressors. Help the ones fighting for liberty.
Also, free biscuits with every signing up and promised tea party if we win.
edit: also the KUTTs smell of elderberries, that is a fact. Shun the elderberriesmellers!