Declare War Here Please

[TugBoat]

Due to the high volume of declarations of war upon KUTT & BOAT clan, I think it would be wise to begin declaring war in one place. We are beginning to lose track of all of the declarations of war, so for the sake of keeping things organized, please declare war here so that when we need to know who our enemies are, we can reference this archive to refresh our memory.

[dynamike]

I declare war on your pretentious wannabe impersonation of a real boat avatar.

Grow some buoyes and deal with it.

[Tears of Destiny]

I'd declare war again, but due to your leader literally telling me that he did not read my declaration due to it being 'boring' coupled with you not acknowledging my existence and by extension being a coward and not accepting my duel that you were frothing at the mouth for, I don't see the point.


How about growing some organizational skills and writing/typing down your relations like every other clan does so they don't have to remember anything and simply look at a reference?

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I now await your -1 sir

[Tanken]

There's already a thread for this. In Wars & Alliances Thread.

[Garem]

lol, 3 clans declaring war is too hard to manage.

I wouldn't kn... wait, what is that? Let me count. We're at war with...

Occitan
CHAOS
Pale Horsemen
KUTT
Hero_Party

and also...
DRZ
Grey Order
Union
Legio
Empire/Bashis
Wataga
Nords

Tears, let's get our own thread to manage this unbearable roster plz. I mean, this is like... enough groups to field a baseball team.

KUTT has enough enemies to play double-dutch jump rope, I guess. And they're not invited.

[MURDERTRON]

I would just like to give you a friendly notification that I will be assuming control of the BOAT clan once I finish this generation.  MURDERBOAT, BEST BOAT, SCOURGE OF THE SEA.  etc etc.  You have been warned.

[TugBoat]

I learned today people can't detect sarcasm.

[Keshian]

I learned today people can't detect sarcasm.

I learned today that people with obvious sarcasm can't pick up on others' subtle sarcasm.

[Tanken]

lol, 3 clans declaring war is too hard to manage.

I wouldn't kn... wait, what is that? Let me count. We're at war with...

Occitan
CHAOS
Pale Horsemen
KUTT
Hero_Party

and also...
DRZ
Grey Order
Union
Legio
Empire/Bashis
Wataga
Nords

Tears, let's get our own thread to manage this unbearable roster plz. I mean, this is like... enough groups to field a baseball team.

KUTT has enough enemies to play double-dutch jump rope, I guess. And they're not invited.

You can't count your EU better half in your statement.

We're also essentially at war with (if you count our allies)

Josho Shogunate
Hero Party
TKoV VE (sorry)
NH

Plus you're forgetting
Remnant
Teutonics (I suppose they stand there now)


Though most of those are not written clearly as so, they can be assumed by association though some of us will never really face our armies off due to the distance between territories.

[Chestaclese]

Nerd.

[Lt_Anders]

lol, 3 clans declaring war is too hard to manage.

I wouldn't kn... wait, what is that? Let me count. We're at war with...

Occitan
CHAOS
Pale Horsemen
KUTT
Hero_Party

and also...
DRZ
Grey Order
Union
Legio
Empire/Bashis
Wataga
Nords

Tears, let's get our own thread to manage this unbearable roster plz. I mean, this is like... enough groups to field a baseball team.

KUTT has enough enemies to play double-dutch jump rope, I guess. And they're not invited.

I thought NA and EU coalition were separate? SO you use the EU side when you feel it convenient and throw them away when people say you get help from them?
Or
Sarcasm?

[Rikthor]

lol, 3 clans declaring war is too hard to manage.

I wouldn't kn... wait, what is that? Let me count. We're at war with... I woul...dn't know how these wars started, oh wait 2/5 of the clans we are at war with are from NA Fallen's own doing

Occitan
CHAOS
Pale Horsemen
KUTT <- NA Fallen declared war on them when trying to piggyback off of FCC succes
Hero_Party <- NA Fallen kept taking there S/D while being repeatedly told not and HP has a closed border policy...that's NA Fallen's own doing

EU doesn't count
and also...
DRZ
Grey Order
Union
Legio
Empire/Bashis
Wataga
Nords

bloo bloo bloo

Josho Shogunate
Hero Party
TKoV VE (sorry)
NH

Plus you're forgetting
Remnant
Teutonics (I suppose they stand there now)


Though most of those are not written clearly as so, they can be assumed by association though some of us will never really face our armies off due to the distance between territories.

In other words Tanken is pulling an Auphelia and saying mercs=allies. With the exception of Teutonics, have any of those clans declared war on you directly? No? Then stop saying and acting as if mercing is the same as allies is the same as being at war.

[Tears of Destiny]

I thought NA and EU coalition were separate? SO you use the EU side when you feel it convenient and throw them away when people say you get help from them?
Or
Sarcasm?

Read Occitan thread for clarification.

[Shik]

1. hero party is presently not at war with kutt or any of her allies.
2. fallen declared war on us when they tried to attack one of our caravans in neutral territory, and tried to steal over 2000 S&D from our lands. You reap what you sow.

[Tears of Destiny]

2. fallen declared war on us when they tried to attack one of our caravans in neutral territory, and tried to steal over 2000 S&D from our lands. You reap what you sow.

In other words Tanken is pulling an Auphelia and saying mercs=allies. With the exception of Teutonics, have any of those clans declared war on you directly? No? Then stop saying and acting as if mercing is the same as allies is the same as being at war.

This amuses me oh-so-greatly.