Add new item [Flaming Lance]

[Warcat]

After a very long and thought out discussion on the forums we've come to the obvious conclusion that the best way to improve cRPG would be to add Flaming Lances to the game. They obviously would be a good addition and are historically accurate, as shown by this thing visitors can't see pics , please register or login

[TurmoilTom]

And make +3 stones diamond-studded, am I right?

[Warcat]

We've been LONG overdue for that one.

[Jarlek]

Where's that picture from anyway?

We also need a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning.

[Warcat]

google

[Havoco]

A horse that poops land mines.

Yes, we need it chadz!

[Son Of Odin]

A horse that poops land mines.

Yes, we need it chadz!

Or maybe just a horse that poops. You step on the poop, you slip and fall down taking damage. The shit stains make you stunned when you rise up and try to clean yourself

[TurmoilTom]

Or maybe just a horse that poops. You step on the poop, you slip and fall down taking damage. The shit stains make you stunned when you rise up and try to clean yourself

That made me remember one time when someone was talking in IRC about how poop should be a throwing weapon.

He was going on and on about how it would be like stones, except brown. It would also have knockdown and the blood-stains it left after it hit someone would be brown instead of red because the guy was covered in poop, not bleeding.

[MrShine]

Or maybe just a horse that poops. You step on the poop, you slip and fall down taking damage. The shit stains make you stunned when you rise up and try to clean yourself

http://forum.meleegaming.com/realism-discussion/%28stats%29-horses-don%27t-poop/

get with the times old man!

[Carthage]

Yes to throwing Shiny rocks and yes to flamming lance *just the tip though ;)*

[Havoco]

That made me remember one time when someone was talking in IRC about how poop should be a throwing weapon.

He was going on and on about how it would be like stones, except brown. It would also have knockdown and the blood-stains it left after it hit someone would be brown instead of red because the guy was covered in poop, not bleeding.

Throwing poop would be awesome. I can only wonder what final boss would make the loomed poop.

[Warcat]

Dragon poop

[Spa_geh_tea]

Poop should be the base level for all weapons. You throw it, xbow it, arrow it, even punch with it. It has 1b damage, just enough to disturb those hit(funky ranged stun dance)