Dear HRE, send thy Emperor mine good wishes of health and regards.
I regret to inform thee, I, Yeoman_Aether and mine friend, xtremeRedcoatTheRight hath been banned from thine server
For you see it was a dark and late night at 11PM GMT
me and mine collegue proceeded to poke each other with sticks
as it was late and we were tired
for we had to march a vast distance to meet thine foe on the fields of battle to defend the innocence of thy virgin
however thine admin was displeased with thy behaviour
He proceed to state: HALT THINE KNAVERY
STOPETH HITTETH HIM YEOMAN
As he commanded
I obeyed and ceased mine hitting
however mine friend proceeded to hit me once more, for he was not a yeoman, thus did not understand the ramifications of hiseth actions and thus ceased his knavery as well
but alas he was banned
just as I was about to state he was mine friend, I too was banned
even after ceasing mine knavery
Therefore me and mine collegue xtremeRedCoatTheRight most humbly request that ye grant mercy upon us
and lifteth thine ban, for we repent, and vow not to extract violence upon each other ever again on thine server
We most impatiently wait for thine reply, as we most eagerly wish to defend thy innocence of thy virgin.
