Author Topic: RIP [Lumberjack] The Lumberjacks (Read 5297 times)

Berserkadin · « **on:** April 16, 2011, 04:44:50 pm »

LUMBERJACKS ALL OVER CALRADIA, UNITE!

FOR DEATH AND TIMBER!

Do you love the smell of freshly chopped timber?
The tender touch of flannel against your naked skin?
To put on womens clothing and hang around in bars?
Look no further, you've found home

The Lumberjacks are forest-living creatures, lurking around and working all day and sleeping all night. The Lumberjacks have very thick fur all over their body (Most Yeti sightings are probably naked Lumberjacks taking of their "flannel shirt" during a hot day or while "cleaning" themselves). The Lumberjacks natural habitats are forests all around Calradia, and they see all forest as their own territory, and will defend it fiercely, many peasants and rangers have died to the axes of one or several Lumberjacks while collecting wood for their campfires. Often a lord will have to hire the services of the Lumberjacks to collect wood, since he would need armies to escort the workers otherwise, and several times lords have made the foolish misstake to claim a forest as their own faced total obliteration.

Lumberjacks are social creatures, living in groups, with no obvious hierarchy, everyone seems to treat each other as equals. They seem to use some sort of "language" to communicate, consisting of shouts, laughs, burps and body movements, and they also seem to possess a telephatic ability, joining in bands instinctivly. The Lumberjacks have evolved a very deliquate chopping technique over the span of their existance, chopping trees like it where butter with their axes that they use as tools for hunting, working and fighting. Noone really knows where the Lumberjacks evolved from, some say humans, other gorillas, some propose its a bestial mix between man, bear and yeti, but noone really knows since Lumberjacks have been there aslong as human history have been able to record. The Lumberjacks have several natural enemies, including Trees, Tree-living creatures like squirrels and leopards, Trollbears and office-workers. How lumberjacks mate are still a well-keps secret, but scientist are still looking into it. There have been reports from women gettin robbed of their clothes by Lumberjacks, and occassionaly Lumberjacks have been seen wearing womens clothing, why isnt certain, but its possible it can have something to do with the mystery of how Lumberjacks mate.

Enclopodya Lumberjackus
-Charlus Darwinus

The Lumberjacks
Woodchoppers of Calradia

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Greetings and welcome to The Lumberjacks thread! This is a new clan, Wich aims to play serioulsy with a unserious theme. Our goal is to unite ALL lumberjacks all over Calradia, to defend our right to chop wood wherever, whenever we want and for whatever reasons we may have. We claim all forests and woods over Calradia as our property, since only the Lumberjacks know how to chop wood without making Calradia treeless. There will be no ranking or titles, since all Lumberjacks are equal, since we all chop to live, and live to chop, and in the eyes of the wood, we are all just lumberjacks. In game our goal is to play organised togheter in small bands, being flexible and chopping enemies, felling the hardest oak down to the most flimsy weed.

Recruitment

We accept everyone to join, aslong as you can handle an axe and chop wood, how you fight to defend your chopping-rights is up to you. You should be able to join Ventrilo while you play. If your intressed, apply with Build, in game name and add Skartakk on steam, I will contact you when your in, then you Lumberjack_ as tag and start using the banner(that will be ready soon hopefully).

Chat
http://webchat.quakenet.org/?channels=Lumberjacks

Ventrilo

We got a Ventrilo server up and running most of the time

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Members

Lumberjack_Berserkadin (Lumberjack_Throwalot)
Lumberjack_Ozin
Lumberjack_Chamu (Lumberjack_Myllyz)
Lumberjack_Jack
Lumberjack_Erdgar
Lumberjack_Suzuk5

Outfit
Mostly anything European works, especielly nordic stuff, think lumberjacky

Avoid arabic/eastern stuff.

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As for weaponry, we're Lumberjacks, and we only go to battle with axes (of all kinds of course)

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Sometimes after a hard days work and chopping we like to put on a nice Dress and some make-up and hang around in bars ;)

Banner
At the moment, we are using the Three White Sabers with RED background

This is the banner that will be applied to the banner pack (Credits go to Niemand, thank you

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I'm a lumberjack
And I'm ok
I sleep all night and I work all day

I cut down trees
I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatry'
On Wednesdays I go shopping
and have buttered scones for tea

I'm a lumberjack
And I'm ok
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees
I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on womens' clothing and hang around in bars

I'm a lumberjack
And I'm ok
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees
I wear high heels
Suspendies' and a bra
I wish I'd been a girly
Just like my dear pa-pa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL7n5mEmXJo&feature=related

LordRichrich · « **Reply #1 on:** April 16, 2011, 05:01:19 pm »

I already have your theme song

Monty Pythons Lumber Jack Song

This has also inspired me to create many Monty Python themed clans

Best of luck!

Siiem · « **Reply #2 on:** April 16, 2011, 05:18:47 pm »

Omg, Olwen... I'm leaving.

Berserkadin · « **Reply #3 on:** April 16, 2011, 05:45:12 pm »

Join the Lumberjacks, we got timber.

Siiem, the grass is greener

Reyiz · « **Reply #4 on:** April 16, 2011, 05:53:52 pm »

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LOL

ToxicKilla · « **Reply #5 on:** April 16, 2011, 05:58:15 pm »

Good luck with it. Will be funny to see you all wearing womens clothing, when you get some members

Berserkadin · « **Reply #6 on:** April 16, 2011, 06:05:25 pm »

Quote from: Reyiz on April 16, 2011, 05:53:52 pm

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Members

Only me at the moment

LOL

You gotta start somewhere ;)

Reyiz · « **Reply #7 on:** April 16, 2011, 06:13:20 pm »

Quote from: Berserkadin on April 16, 2011, 06:05:25 pm

You gotta start somewhere ;)

Indeed

Good Luck with it

Berserkadin · « **Reply #8 on:** April 16, 2011, 06:52:14 pm »

Ty for the good wishes, both of you

Berserkadin · « **Reply #9 on:** April 16, 2011, 07:19:06 pm »

Quote from: LordRichrich on April 16, 2011, 05:01:19 pm

I already have your theme song
Monty Pythons Lumber Jack Song

This has also inspired me to create many Monty Python themed clans
Best of luck!

The Knights Who Say Ni? ;)

okiN · « **Reply #10 on:** April 16, 2011, 07:19:49 pm »

You'll need to enforce a strict curfew to make sure that all your members sleep all night and work all day. Only fake lumberjacks are on the servers after eleven PM!

Berserkadin · « **Reply #11 on:** April 16, 2011, 09:38:40 pm »

A warm welcome to our first member except for me, Ozin

EponiCo · « **Reply #12 on:** April 16, 2011, 10:14:50 pm »

Gut Holz from the original Lumberjack!
May he be honorary member?

Berserkadin · « **Reply #13 on:** April 16, 2011, 10:27:05 pm »

Quote from: EponiCo on April 16, 2011, 10:14:50 pm

Gut Holz from the original Lumberjack!
May he be honorary member?

Gut Holz?

Braeden · « **Reply #14 on:** April 16, 2011, 10:29:19 pm »

Quote from: Berserkadin on April 16, 2011, 09:38:40 pm

A warm welcome to our first member except for me, Ozin

And it was at that moment the trees shuddered in terror, for they realized their world was doomed.

I'd say good luck, but looks like you no longer need it.

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Berserkadin

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