The U2 enthusiasts who are building an empire around the hit album The Joshua Tree (six times platinum, 6th best pop album 1987) have attacked a peaceful BIRD CLAN caravan that was already treading dangerous grounds in the homeland of it's oldest and most hated enemy, LLJK.
Naturally, this is an outrage. BIRD CLAN is a nation of peace. However, to remain neutral in the face of evil is to succumb to evil, no matter how beautiful and timeless With or Without You (peaked at #1, Billboard, 1987) is and will always be.
BIRD CLAN hereby calls on its allies and friends to help exterminate The Joshua Shogonate and the evil it stand for, for if not now, then what is next? How much of Bono's work will you let them contaminate?
Also I'm not going to make it to this battle because like 3am on a Saturday? Come on.