Could the entire cRPG community defend Helm's Deep against Saruman's Uruk-Hai?

[TugBoat]

Of course, we would all have our various characters and wouldn't actually be skinny/fat nerdlings.

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10,000 Uruk-Hai, Orcs, and Goblins. Siege towers, crossbowmen, one bomb and a vulnerable weak point. One main gate at the top of a narrow bridge which can be broken if enough damage is dealt.
The Uruk-Hai all wear heavy plate, have pikes, one handed swords with no shields, and two handed swords.

Jackie Chan can be Legolas, and I will be Aragorn.


Can we win?



Edit: I ask because I got LOTR extended edition on blu ray for my birthday and I just got to the helm's deep battle, and I kept imagining myself xbow'ing away and pulling out a mallet to whack them when they put up a ladder!

[chadz]

no magic in cRPG.

[TugBoat]

no magic in cRPG.

It's a hypothetical scenario! I'm just curious if our characters and numbers if we were all united could hold up against such a big singular force

[chadz]

Easily. You could simply make everyone jump (aka throw) off the wall, even if only a tenth of them land on an orc and kill it, we'd win.

(I'd suggest using the inactive ones first)

[Malaclypse]

No, but the Nord Invasion players could.

[Taser]

We'd be fine until goretooth died.

[TugBoat]

We'd be fine until goretooth died.

Goretooth would be a good Gimli if he'd use an axe instead of a bec.

[Pentecost]

Kutt bannerstack on siege defense? The real question is not whether we win, but how badly the orcs lose.

[Christo]

Get the Helms Deep map on cRPG.

Summon everybody with increased XP (It worked before!)

Spawn a lot of bots in endless waves until it reaches wanted number.

???

Profit.

[Kuujis]

Also - this would end up as "ULTIMATE" material for new trailer

[Taser]

Get the Helms Deep map on cRPG.

Summon everybody with increased XP (It worked before!)

Spawn a lot of bots in endless waves until it reaches wanted number.

???

Profit.

This would be epic if we could get it. Maybe have it happen only once for both NA and EU as a special event.

Do it on strat server. Would be so awesome.

[Bjord]

Sounds gay.

[Paul]

Easily. You could simply make everyone jump (aka throw) off the wall, even if only a tenth of them land on an orc and kill it, we'd win.

(I'd suggest using the inactive ones first)

Implying anyone could be arsed enough to code marioing for cRPG. It's probably cmp-stuff anyway.

[Everkistus]

Get the Helms Deep map on cRPG.

Summon everybody with increased XP (It worked before!)

Spawn a lot of bots in endless waves until it reaches wanted number.

???

Profit.

This would be really nice as a DTV type special event.

100 players vs mob?

[Torben]

no magic in cRPG.

uuHACHmmnya!  cough sneeze.