Werfrieds Peasant Battalions Official Diplomacy Thread

[Zlisch_The_Butcher]

As we marched into Amashke, with torches and pitchforks and cloth, we did not go in there in plate, we did not go in there expecting low casualties, we went in there fearless under the command of Teeth, and we did not fear death, for we knew that Mork would reward us as we were lying bleeding in the grass... ...there were survivors, but they didn't live that long, grapped their beat down bodies and nailed them on crosses, their plate did not protect them from our religion, Morks will could stop even a plated charger, and in fact, it did stop a plated charger, as we beat down its rider the faithful SoA_Polo climbed up upon the beast and rode it until it could be ridden no more... ...we crushed their weak, scared, pitiful shield walls... ...as soon as the village was secured we beat in the doors to the houses and dragged out the peasants who had hidden in their houses, we  crucified half of them, made the other half start building a chapel in the center of the village, a goats chapel, for men of faith...

Amashke is but the first of many fiefs to be purified of sin, we'll come for you, it'll happen again...

Special thanks to:

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Everyone who showed up.
Everyone who didn't show up.

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Ninjas for

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this is secret ninja stuff I'd advice not looking

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providing TS and mass signing up to all our battles

Shik, for staying in spec all the battle even though we kicked him for expecting him not to arrive.
Polo for taming the plated charger.
Teeth for commanding.
Werfried for being Werfried.
Anders for saving us with his American skillz.
That one Kapikulu archer.
Our enemies for being weak enough to easily be crucified by greater forces such as our own.

This is the official topic for praising king Werfried and Mork the goat god, any tributes can be brought to our goats chapel in Amashke.
EDIT: ANDERS PUT UP THEM STONES!

[Lt_Anders]

EDIT: ANDERS PUT UP THEM STONES!

Straw hat is more deserving of his lordiness, the Goat lord.
(straw hat is up)

[Elmokki]

All hail the great Mork. My great army of pilgrimage shall arrive by tomorrow to bring tribute (no seriously, don't attack me, I come in peace)

[Ninja_Khorin]

No special thanks to ninjas for signing up and providing a TS channel. BAH!

Good battles, guys! Was fun.

[Zlisch_The_Butcher]

No special thanks to ninjas for signing up and providing a TS channel. BAH!

Good battles, guys! Was fun.

Dude, I thought that was our secret, what kind of ninja doesn't hide everything he does?
Fixed it btw.

All hail the great Mork. My great army of pilgrimage shall arrive by tomorrow to bring tribute (no seriously, don't attack me, I come in peace)

Ah, tribute, we shall await thee, goat bless you.

Anders I've payed ya' now, if anyone else wants payment let me know.

[Ninja_Khorin]

A ninja that likes to see you publicly compliment weaboo's 

[Zlisch_The_Butcher]

A ninja that likes to see you publicly compliment weaboo's 

Hey, even I'm a secret ninja, I'm just keeping it real and acting like I hate ninjas while I ninja a bunch of my old friendchers with 25 hits from my waki 'cause wakis are UP.

[Werfried]

Thank you all guys, that was awesome.

Amashke will be a village of peace, where the poor lonely peasants will find shelter (as long as they praise mork!).

[Zlisch_The_Butcher]

Thank you all guys, that was awesome.

Amashke will be a village of peace, where the poor lonely peasants will find shelter (as long as they praise mork!).

Amashke will indeed be a quiet village, every few days a new cart of prisoners will be wheeled into the chapel, the farmers will bring fresh crops into the village, the woodcutters will chop down new trees for expansion, and every few nights men will lay in their beds, trying to fall asleep, but they can't, the newly crucified men in front of the chapels constant screaming keeps the entire village awake, until finally the soon to be announced chapter head of Amashke chapel goes out and  cuts out his prisoners tongues, then all shall be quiet, and all shall rest well.

[Zlisch_The_Butcher]

Crazy Bashis believe we'll just let them capture our land! More men to be crucified I say.