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Offline Wiltzu

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"Wiltzu, your ass looks kinda crowded in that armor"
« on: September 29, 2012, 10:12:04 pm »
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So yeah, I was walking downhill and I actually spotted that my butt looked kinda big in the armor. Well I thought that no1 would notice it or anything but the next time I spawn I get a message "Wiltzu, your ass looks kinda crowded in that armor" XD

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Look at the 2nd SS, Fallen_ToniTcc eyes are glued to my big butt =(
At the 3rd SS, the poor peasant has been blinded for life cause of my big butt =( and Fallen_ToniTcc is looking at me "Are you serious..?"
At 4th Fallen_ToniTcc looks again my big butt =(. And then there's this Kapikulu guy who wants to get a hug =)
At 5th the Kapikulu guy still wants to get the hug and Fallen_ToniTcc would probably give him a hug but he's too disturbed about my big butt =(


Change Skutatos Armor, I can't fit in there with my special trousers that make my butt smaller.


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Re: "Wiltzu, your ass looks kinda crowded in that armor"
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2012, 10:38:58 pm »
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What's wrong with hockey buttocks? :lol:
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Re: "Wiltzu, your ass looks kinda crowded in that armor"
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2012, 10:40:59 pm »
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You know why only female chars should use that armor?
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Re: "Wiltzu, your ass looks kinda crowded in that armor"
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2012, 02:12:30 pm »
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There should be some note "Preferably for female characters" =P
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Re: "Wiltzu, your ass looks kinda crowded in that armor"
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2012, 02:35:56 pm »
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 :D

That happens with some other armours as well. Another funny fact is that, depending on the armour, your character can have manly or girly arms.
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Re: "Wiltzu, your ass looks kinda crowded in that armor"
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2012, 03:13:07 pm »
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Black coat of plates with female char makes ur butt huge.
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Re: "Wiltzu, your ass looks kinda crowded in that armor"
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2012, 05:54:47 pm »
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This is obviously a matter of concern.
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Re: "Wiltzu, your ass looks kinda crowded in that armor"
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2012, 06:05:03 pm »
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probably pregnant.....  :wink:
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Re: "Wiltzu, your ass looks kinda crowded in that armor"
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2012, 06:06:54 pm »
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Quote from: pepejul on September 30, 2012, 06:05:03 pm
probably pregnant.....  :wink:

Butt pregnancy can only be a consequence of poop sex.
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Re: "Wiltzu, your ass looks kinda crowded in that armor"
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2012, 06:26:21 pm »
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Quote from: Kafein on September 30, 2012, 06:06:54 pm
Butt pregnancy can only be a consequence of poop sex.
I guess I'm responsible for that one :(
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Re: "Wiltzu, your ass looks kinda crowded in that armor"
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2012, 06:37:34 pm »
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Nah guys, it's just that I've played pretty much. I need to exercise more  :mrgreen:
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Re: "Wiltzu, your ass looks kinda crowded in that armor"
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2012, 10:35:05 pm »
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Your signatur. Everyone who reads it, must pay me 10k!
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Re: "Wiltzu, your ass looks kinda crowded in that armor"
« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2012, 12:28:20 pm »
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Quote from: Miwiw99 on September 30, 2012, 10:35:05 pm
Your signatur. Everyone who reads it, must pay me 10k!

And you naturally pay me 7,5k for every 10k you get  :mrgreen:
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Re: "Wiltzu, your ass looks kinda crowded in that armor"
« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2012, 12:33:06 pm »
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you deff need to cut on them burgers
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Re: "Wiltzu, your ass looks kinda crowded in that armor"
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2012, 12:51:51 pm »
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Quote from: Wiltzu on September 29, 2012, 10:12:04 pm
"Wiltzu, your ass looks kinda crowded in that armor" XD

Thats definitely a horse ass. I know a girl who rides regularly and her ass gets bigger and bigger.
Did you ride a lot in previous gens?
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