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Re: The Annexation of Ismirala
« Reply #225 on: October 05, 2012, 12:04:58 pm »
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Its great, more diversity then the usual castle-camping.

We shall cross blades in the open field, the way real men do!

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Re: The Annexation of Ismirala
« Reply #226 on: October 05, 2012, 02:20:01 pm »
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Gimme some awlpikes or bamboo spears >-D but military forks are good as well.

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Re: The Annexation of Ismirala
« Reply #227 on: October 05, 2012, 02:34:14 pm »
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Only scrubs use awlpikes. Real men use the pike
I voted Gurnisson cause of his fucking bendy pike, I swear noone can roflcopter stab like he can.

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Re: The Annexation of Ismirala
« Reply #228 on: October 05, 2012, 02:37:19 pm »
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Only scrubs use awlpikes. Real men use the pike

Pike is for peasant scum. REAL men use Light Lance. So you can look your enemy into the eye before you poke it out  :mrgreen:
The logic of war seems to be that if a belligerent can fight he will fight.

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Re: The Annexation of Ismirala
« Reply #229 on: October 05, 2012, 03:54:25 pm »
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Real men kill their opponents with kicks only.
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Re: The Annexation of Ismirala
« Reply #230 on: October 05, 2012, 04:00:10 pm »
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Real men kill their opponents with kicks only.

Pfff, melee is for pussy's. The only honorable way to kill a men is by using the ultimate ranged wep. Yes sir, a catapult that shoots a catapult that hurls a stone in your face.

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Re: The Annexation of Ismirala
« Reply #231 on: October 05, 2012, 04:22:11 pm »
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Pfff, melee is for pussy's. The only honorable way to kill a men is by using the ultimate ranged wep. Yes sir, a catapult that shoots a catapult that hurls a stone in your face.

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Damn... you win this!  :|
The logic of war seems to be that if a belligerent can fight he will fight.

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Re: The Annexation of Ismirala
« Reply #233 on: October 06, 2012, 01:07:43 am »
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We bumped and punched one guy to death and stole his weapon.
Mercenaries
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Kingdom of the Nord
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301 of 755 killed
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Re: The Annexation of Ismirala
« Reply #234 on: October 06, 2012, 01:09:15 am »
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Fun battle guys :)!

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In memory of Fallen_Mike_of_Kingswell, member of The Coalition of Fallen and HRE, ruler of Ismirala Castle
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Re: The Annexation of Ismirala
« Reply #235 on: October 06, 2012, 01:09:34 am »
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dat horses
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Re: The Annexation of Ismirala
« Reply #236 on: October 06, 2012, 01:19:56 am »
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Maybe we should consider dumping all the equipment we have on our army's and just... do this

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Re: The Annexation of Ismirala
« Reply #237 on: October 06, 2012, 01:28:56 am »
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Well, I spent most of the time on the ground, but the best part was when 12 of the BashiBazouks GTX 8-)
I hope you guys get some sort of sticky balls deseases and smell like my armpits, sorry excusese for nolife fucking cunts you are.

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Re: The Annexation of Ismirala
« Reply #238 on: October 06, 2012, 08:39:58 am »
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best part was when....

I have to prioritise my drinking behavior, seems like I'm missing a lot....

What will happen if mercs actually manage to get a real army :D?!

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Re: The Annexation of Ismirala
« Reply #239 on: October 06, 2012, 09:44:55 am »
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Well, I spent most of the time on the ground, but the best part was when 12 of the BashiBazouks GTX 8-)
Epic hehe

Good fight Mercs and friends :)
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