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I feel like doing a dramatic reading, need help
« on: September 29, 2012, 04:28:02 pm »
As the topic states, I'd like to do a dramatic reading because why not.

Anyone got some classic text wall posts in mind?
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Re: I feel like doing a dramatic reading, need help
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2012, 04:56:46 pm »
If I feel like reading something, I always go to the space collective.
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Re: I feel like doing a dramatic reading, need help
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2012, 05:19:47 pm »
I mean, reading a cRPG forum post out loud in a dramatic and satirical manner. :)

I found one already, but I'm sort of tripping the words after 1:30 minutes of constant yapping, and American English is hard to impersonate when you're attempting to erase any trace of your motherlanguage (in my case, Swedish).

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Re: I feel like doing a dramatic reading, need help
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2012, 05:19:58 pm »
reading is for pussies

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Re: I feel like doing a dramatic reading, need help
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2012, 05:26:18 pm »
I mean, reading a cRPG forum post out loud in a dramatic and satirical manner. :)

I found one already, but I'm sort of tripping the words after 1:30 minutes of constant yapping, and American English is hard to impersonate when you're attempting to erase any trace of your motherlanguage (in my case, Swedish).

Read a Joker TL;DR post. Since you're a Swede it should be easier than if you were Japanese or whatever to impersonate a german.


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Re: I feel like doing a dramatic reading, need help
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2012, 11:51:45 pm »
Does that help with prenouncing and talking le english? Cause if it does I might try it.. My verbal english is véry bad :(
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Re: I feel like doing a dramatic reading, need help
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2012, 12:14:14 am »
I suggest one of my ancient over-the-top "rage" posts.


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